The new substance could have the added bonus of being "switched off" instantaneously with a pill, to allow drinkers to drive home or return to work. The synthetic alcohol, being developed from chemicals related to Valium, works like alcohol on nerves in the brain that provide a feeling of wellbeing and relaxation. Substitute
one pill makes you larger
and one pill makes you small
and the ones that mother gives you
don't do anything at all
go ask alice
when shes ten feet tall...
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