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Old 12-17-2009, 09:28 AM   #1
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Hmmmm i guess the owner shot himself up. That's pretty much a buffet for the dogs.

The Nebraska Humane Society is seeking a new home for two small dogs that police say fed on their owner's body after he killed himself.


http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...182301-ap.html



Watch out Jessica! they are eying some breast meat.

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Langan says the dogs appear to be well-adjusted and in excellent shape. He says they're unlikely to suffer from long-term psychological effects because "they don't have memories like people."
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I've heard of this happening before... although that might have been a movie.

Gross, but it's natural for the dogs.
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Um, I'd eat that...
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One of the greatest fears of older people is exactly something like this.

They pass away and their beloved cat or dog, trapped in the apartment with them and no one checking, begins to go primal to survive.

Happens a lot.

In many senior apartment buildings, name tags outside the door need to be turned in the morning or else someone will check on the occupant.

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Those pugs must have been on the dark side of the force..
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Exterminate all pugs?
Yes. They're ugly, drool a lot, and make weird growling noises. When they bark it sounds like they smoke two packs of camels a day. Plus they eat people. Let the cull begin.
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Disgusting. I can't believe we let animals like this just walk around.



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Old 12-17-2009, 11:38 AM   #10
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Langan says the dogs appear to be well-adjusted and in excellent shape. He says they're unlikely to suffer from long-term psychological effects because "they don't have memories like people."
I should say so. Why would the dogs be psychologically harmed by doing something that is to them completely natural?

We're the ones who are prudish about this sort of thing. To a dog it's just "gotta eat to live." Dogs eat things that are far more disgusting than human flesh--anyone who's taken their dog camping knows what I'm talking about.
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Yes, my mom breeds these little death-dealers.... Oh the stories I could tell...

On other thing. For the Vader pic... why would they not use a black pug... FAIL.
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On other thing. For the Vader pic... why would they not use a black pug... FAIL.
Because maybe they didn't want to spend $1000 on a black pug so they can take a pic of him as Darth Vader? hahaha
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Yes, my mom breeds these little death-dealers.... Oh the stories I could tell...

On other thing. For the Vader pic... why would they not use a black pug... FAIL.
Well, technically Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker was a white guy, so maybe this is better. Just give the white pug a black pugs voice.
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Well, technically Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker was a white guy, so maybe this is better. Just give the white pug a black pugs voice.
Truth. Perhaps they were just being loyal to the story. Perhaps that pug is the representation of Vader when Luke takes off his mask only to reveal the old wrinkly burn victim beneath it. Pugs are the perfect dogs for this.
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Langan says the dogs appear to be well-adjusted and in excellent shape. He says they're unlikely to suffer from long-term psychological effects because "they don't have memories like people."
Gots to love someone who calls himself an expert then makes a statement he cannot prove. Damn quack.
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^^^^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHA.. that pictures cracks me up. rofl.
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