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Old 12-02-2009, 08:38 AM   #1
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A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks
Vanity can be deadly.




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Old 12-02-2009, 08:47 AM   #2
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Not gonna lie, this chick had a killer ass.
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Tiger Woods almost died because he was looking for better Ass too!!!!

too early ? in poor taste?? oh well I thought it was funny!
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:20 AM   #4
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Poor girl,
She's going to be the butt of so many bad jokes.
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Well, at least she died aspiring to greatness...
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:37 AM   #6
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I'd still hit it.
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Someone had self esteem problems.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:40 AM   #8
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I'd still hit it.
Before or after she died?
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:41 AM   #9
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Before or after she died?
You sure you want to know?
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:43 AM   #10
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You sure you want to know?
Meh, I respect all perversions.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:58 AM   #11
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Poor girl,
She's going to be the butt of so many bad jokes.
Yeah, that sucks ass.
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:10 AM   #12
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Hey guys no need to be an ass about this. We should try to but this behind us. Hopefully this thread falls to the bottom of the page.
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:13 AM   #13
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^^I was going to say something smart too, but I guess I'll sit on it for awhile.
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And yet the Catwoman has survived multiple plastic surgeries becoming freaklike in the process. There is no justice in the world.
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Meh, I respect all perversions.
Definitions of necrophilia on the Web:
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:14 AM   #16
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Thank goodness you had to look that up on the web.
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:47 PM   #17
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No way she cracks the top headline with Tiger and all.
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I could run out of thanks, butt I'm sure the direction of this
thread will change.
Or am I assuming too much.
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:54 PM   #19
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Beauty knows no pain
So what you cryin' about
Girl
Beauty knows no pain
So what you cryin' about
Girl
Beauty knows no
Beauty knows no
Beauty knows no
Even if yer plain
You could be tryin' it out
Girl
Even if yer plain
You could be tryin' it out
Girl
Beauty is no
Beauty is no
Beauty is no
Beauty is a bikini wax 'n waitin' for yer nails to dry
Beauty is colored pencil, scribbled all around yer eye
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die
Beauty is a
Beauty is a
Beauty is a
Lie

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Old 12-02-2009, 04:57 PM   #20
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You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That man can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too

Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm bein' stupid
I used to be so cute to me
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To keep you happy
Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me (hey)

My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'

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