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Old 04-29-2010, 06:35 PM   #1
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Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.

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So the guy video taped a woman he'd had relations with having sex with a horse?

Was it because he was mad that she was cheating on him, with his own dog?
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:51 PM   #3
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So the guy video taped a woman he'd had relations with having sex with a horse?

Was it because he was mad that she was cheating on him, with his own dog?

I dunno.

The whole thing is so absurd and it made me laugh so hard I just had to share it!!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:54 PM   #4
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So the guy video taped a woman he'd had relations with having sex with a horse?

Was it because he was mad that she was cheating on him, with his own dog?
And they say a dog is a man's best friend?!
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Or as flip calls it, "friday night".

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Or as flip calls, "friday night".
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Or as flip calls, "friday night".
I would rather have sex with a pig, a dog and a horse than be a Canucks fan.

I'd rather a horse had sex with ME than be a Canucks fan.
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:31 PM   #8
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I would rather have sex with a pig, a dog and a horse than be a Canucks fan.

I'd rather a horse had sex with ME than be a Canucks fan.
I'd just rather you not have sex at all. I mean what if that horse got you pregnant?
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The aristocrats was real!?!?
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*shivers* ugh
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Bringing back old memories?
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Yes, I am hung like a horse, eh MRC.
That you are, I just couldn't get past those teeth...yikes
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I thought maybe this was a thread about Matthew Broderick.
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I would rather have sex with a pig, a dog and a horse than be a Canucks fan.

I'd rather a horse had sex with ME than be a Canucks fan.
Pretty good signature lines...
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Or as the Sedin's call it, "friday night".
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Yes, I am hung like a horse, eh MRC.
So why the long face?

(Someone had to...)
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At first I read the title and was like "At the same time? I am so there!!!". Then I read the story and realized it was seperate encounters. Talk about a let-down.
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I thought maybe this was a thread about Matthew Broderick.
Dish dish......
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