Have an idea for a sig, but I'm Photoshopophobic.

[Street Pharmacist]

I cannot use photoshop due to ineptitude of monumental proportions. I wanted to make a sig like this:


But have it go from left to right. Instead of a threat meter it could be a Bandwagon load meter. Or it could be in dial form like a speedometer with a needle pointing at the level of threat. That way 5 GIF's could be made and inserted based on how the general mood is around here. Levels could be:

(Green) "Over Capacity" - Crazy winning streak/series victory. Joborule lifts his ban on optimism
(Blue) "Bandwagon full" - Flames playing well enough that no trade threads appear on the first page and optimism gets perimitted by Starseed
(Yellow) "Broken Ankles" - Flames playing poorly. CP does not slow down/crash for a month
(Orange) "Bandwagon emptying" - Flames lost last night, "blow up the core" threads begin appearing
(Red) "Diehards Only" - Flames miss playoffs/lose in first round. CP active membership falls to pre 2004 levels

Any other ideas? Anyone wanna volunteer their time? (I'll thank all of your posts... )

[doozwimp]

Screw you and your request.

[HOOT]

Something done quickly...but that's about all you will get out of me on this project.

[Lucifer]

I went a different route for you. Four different ones. I couldn't find one with blue, though. And yes, I also have poor Photoshop skills, lol.