10-28-2009, 01:25 PM
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In search of a Forum Member
Hello. My name is Chuck Underscore Norris. I am a Flyers fan. We seem to have lost a member of our message board and I figured I would come over here and see if this is where he landed. ZZEKE if you are here, you can come home now, we won't beat you anymore.
Now you maybe asking yourself, why in the hell would a Flyers fan come all the way over to a Flames message board? Its like 3,000 miles away or whatever. That is a good question so I will begin my story at the middle of this past season, that would be 2008-2009 for the short bus crew (there are always few on every forum). Way back before the dark time (Before Cindy won her cup) our poster ZZeke began imploring anyone who would listen that the Flyers should do everything possible to get Jay Boumeester (sp?) he wanted to trade half of the team, the trainers, the ice girls, and one of our two Stanley cups for the guy . . . oh and Bob Clarkes teeth. Some people were on board, others thought him a fool. Well when they didn't get Jay at the trade deadline ZZekes resolve did not diminish, it only intensified. He began having wet dreams of Jay skating around topless during the pre game skate . . . it was his dream to ride on the back of a unicorn with Boumeester. Anyway the day the Flyers traded for Pronger ZZeke was zapped, he was no longer the same little fruit cake, he lost his fruityness. He tried to hop on the Pronger bandwagon but it just didn't do it for him. Then Jaybo got traded to you guys and it crushed him. We haven't seen him since. Quite frankly I miss his highly organized, sightly european/6th grade writing style. I miss his zainy ideas. I made me feel better about myself. Anyway here is the link to some of his work. Perhaps you recognize it. If you happen to come across ZZeke please send him back home.
http://www.phillysportsforums.com/fo...ighlight=zzeke
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10-28-2009, 01:27 PM
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One of the Nine
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Don't suppose you've got a fellah named Chris Lindberg hanging out at your forum... Join date ~Jan09?
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10-28-2009, 01:30 PM
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10-28-2009, 01:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Don't suppose you've got a fellah named Chris Lindberg hanging out at your forum... Join date ~Jan09?
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Draws up a lot of rosters.....likes prospects....you cant miss him.
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10-28-2009, 01:32 PM
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ZZeke did a lot of conjuring of lines.
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10-28-2009, 01:32 PM
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And he loves lists.
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10-28-2009, 01:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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Have you seen Polly Peena?
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10-28-2009, 01:46 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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I'm assembling an "Internet Rescue Party", we will head out into the tubes of the internet right away! 
The team will be led by Happycat:
Fiestacat is second in command:
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10-28-2009, 01:50 PM
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Not the one...
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Ceiling cat will perform reconnaissance.
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10-28-2009, 01:55 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Wow, CP you guys need to read some of that. And Jiri thought CP was bad for insults.
Wait, my bad. i forgot. Philly fans. How expected.
Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not ragging on Jiri, I just mentioned his name because he started that thread on behalf of the mods. (I know he likes to be the bad cop) I have no problems with the way CP is moderated. In fact this whole post was a joke about the stereotypical Philly fan.
Is that better Gozer? Good to know someone is looking out for Jiri's feelings... 
Last edited by flip; 10-28-2009 at 01:59 PM.
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10-28-2009, 02:03 PM
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I like the team that has been assembled although . . . you forgot Mountie Cat
and to the dude dissing philly fans . . . its not like you all are so brilliant, half of you can't seem to figure out that the Richards hit was shoulder to shoulder, and Booth turned his directly into the hit.
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10-28-2009, 02:04 PM
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Not the one...
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Originally Posted by Chuck_Norris
and to the dude dissing philly fans . . .
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< obligatory reference to booing santa >
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10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
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Not the one...
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Stoner cat forgot.
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10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Gozer
< obligatory reference to booing santa >
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okay I apologize for my statement above . . . although Mountie cat is definitely needed.
If you want the story of why Santa got boo'ed I can dish that out.
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10-28-2009, 02:07 PM
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Stoner cat must be from Vancouver . . . figures, bunch of pansies over there.
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10-28-2009, 02:08 PM
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Not the one...
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Originally Posted by Chuck_Norris
okay I apologize for my statement above . . . although Mountie cat is definitely needed.
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It's all good.
Mountie cat is a valued member of the team.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck_Norris
If you want the story of why Santa got boo'ed I can dish that out.
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Please do.
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10-28-2009, 02:09 PM
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Are you guys allowed to swear on your board? If so, i think you guys have a new member!
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10-28-2009, 02:12 PM
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we have no swear filter, although C##t is frowned upon. The c word started a huge blow up at another board and rattled the interweb for a while.
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10-28-2009, 02:13 PM
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Not the one...
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Cart is a very dangerous term.
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10-28-2009, 02:13 PM
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Pants Tent
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You should Phil out a missing person form
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