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Old 10-06-2009, 08:07 AM   #1
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Default Worst names in sports history

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10. George Shorthose – WR NFL 1985

9. Craphonso Thorpe – WR NFL 2005-Present

8. Harry Colon – DB NFL 1991-1997

7. Pete LaCock – 1B/OF MLB 1972-1980

6. Albert Pujols – 1B MLB 2001-Present

5. Misty Hyman – 200 meter butterfly 2000 Olympic gold medalist

4. Assol Slivets – aerial skier 5th place 2006 Winter Olympics

3. Rusty Kuntz – DH/OF MLB 1979-1985

2. Dick Butkus – LB NFL 1965-1973

1. Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot – OF MLB 1936-1945

Best of Show: Gregor a – Forward FC Barcelona/Italian National Team
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:41 AM   #2
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5. Misty Hyman – 200 meter butterfly 2000 Olympic gold medalist
Good thing she didn't marry Rip Torn. If I was invited to the Torn-Hyman wedding, I'd think someone was putting me on.
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:19 AM   #5
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Milton Bradley - MLB
Evan Longoria - Desperate Housewives and MLB

Honorable Mention but actually an awesome but strange name: Ken-Yon Rambo.
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:33 AM   #6
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Ahem. Wrong thread. This belongs in the greatest names ever category. I'm dead serious.
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I've always liked "Coco Crisp".
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:47 AM   #8
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How about that idiot Chad "Eight-Five" Ochocinco. This guy's got serious problems.

Cory P*cker - *=e
Stubby Clapp
Chubby Cox
Dick Pole
Woody Held

This one's just silly - World B. Free (previously known as Lloyd Bernard Free)
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:55 AM   #10
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Former WHL player Robin Big Snake should be on the list.

Also, even though it isn't the same type of bad name, I've never liked Kris Chucko just because his name annoys me. I also hated Nigel Dawes based on his name until I realized he was half Jamaican, then I thought his name was awesome.

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Old 10-06-2009, 10:51 AM   #11
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:08 AM   #13
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Wacey Rabbit

Valeri Zelepukin

Yutaka Fukufuji (first Japanese player to appear in the NHL)
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Edward Ward. Nawww, that's one of the best. He was an All-Star you know.
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Harry Dick. Seriously. He even played for the Canuckleheads (WHL version).
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/p....php?pid=13007


Mike Christie's middle name is Hunt, hence he is Mike Hunt Christie. He also played for the Canuckleheads ... I see a pattern forming here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Christie_(ice_hockey)


On second thought, maybe these should go on the best names list.

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Old 10-06-2009, 11:24 AM   #16
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Rusty Kuntz

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Most appropriate name for a player\team relationship
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