09-30-2009, 12:51 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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CP Profile Cards
Inspired by Flames Preview Hockey Cards in Calgary Herald Sept. 30th, D4:
AGE: 43
NICKNAME: troutman, trout, Flash
DREAM DATE: Queen Noor of Jordan
GO-TO-SANDWICH: turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce
NEXT CAREER: flyfishing guide
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Tom Brady
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Southern Ontario
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Gordie Howe, Red Wings; Tony Esposito, Blackhawks
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Darryl Sutter
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Smart like tractor
Last edited by troutman; 09-30-2009 at 01:48 PM.
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09-30-2009, 12:59 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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AGE: 39
NICKNAME: habernac, habby
DREAM DATE: Jennifer Aniston (heck, she's close to my age, right?)
GO-TO-SANDWICH: roast beef, cheese, mushrooms
NEXT CAREER: mountain bike stage racer
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Ned Overend, Saku Koivu
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Vegas
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Guy Lafleur, Canadiens
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Maurice Richard
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Louis
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: prima donna
Last edited by habernac; 09-30-2009 at 01:21 PM.
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09-30-2009, 01:06 PM
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#3
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Crash and Bang Winger
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: shaky
DREAM DATE: my girl
GO-TO-SANDWICH: satay beef vietnamese baguette
NEXT CAREER: professor
FAVORITE ATHLETE: jarome iginla, miikka kiprusoff
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Winnipeg
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: chris chelios, blackhawks
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: mike vernon
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brent
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: wasted space to put him on this questionnaire.
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09-30-2009, 01:08 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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AGE: 41
NICKNAME: bobblehead
DREAM DATE: Jennifer Aniston (screw you Habby - she's MINE)
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Blackforest ham and cheese
NEXT CAREER: busker
FAVOURITE ATHLETE: Dr. J
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: SW Ont
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: my own - Dorchester Dragons
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Louis
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: narcissistic
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Last edited by Bobblehead; 09-30-2009 at 01:10 PM.
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09-30-2009, 01:09 PM
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#5
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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AGE: 26, as of today!
NICKNAME: Nedved, Stick
DREAM DATE: Keira Knightley
GO-TO-SANDWICH: cheese, lettuce, whole wheat bun and smoked ham
NEXT CAREER: Intergalactic peace keeper
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iginla, Bouwmeester, Lucic
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Saskatoon Saskawhat?'s
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Lanny McDonald, Calgary Flames
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Jarome Iginla
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brandon
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: bad driver
__________________
"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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09-30-2009, 01:19 PM
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Guest
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AGE: 35
NICKNAME: LB
DREAM DATE: Brody Jenner
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Sourdough Jack
NEXT CAREER: Mom
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Dawn Fraser
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Winnipeg
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Eric Lindros
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Dave "Tiger" WIlliams 
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: In need of decent oral hygiene.
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09-30-2009, 01:20 PM
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#7
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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AGE: 45 well at least for another day
NICKNAME: Sample00, Axe
DREAM DATE: Charlize Theron, hubba, hubba
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Grilled ham and cheese
NEXT CAREER: Owner of the Calgary Flames
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Doug Favell, Franz Beckenbauer
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Vista Heights Tiny Mites House league
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Good Hockey player no matter whats been said about him
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09-30-2009, 01:20 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Happy b-day GreenLatern
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09-30-2009, 01:20 PM
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#9
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Not the one...
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AGE: 25
NICKNAME: Gozerian, Traveller, Destroyer
DREAM DATE: Natalie Portman
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Rueben
NEXT CAREER: Mayor
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Doc Halladay
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City Shuffle
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Calgary Flames jersey signed by whole team (thanks Dad!)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Barry Bonds
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Trick question
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: don't care
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09-30-2009, 01:22 PM
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#10
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#1 Goaltender
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AGE: 44
NICKNAME: Pope
DREAM DATE: Gina Gershon
GO-TO-SANDWICH: beef dip
NEXT CAREER: ornithologist
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Iginla, Guy Lafleur
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Winnipeg!
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: generic Montreal Canadiens jersey, then Guy Chouinard
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Theo Fleury
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Poor driver.
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09-30-2009, 01:23 PM
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#11
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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Age: 33
Nickname: Moe, Vanilla Thunder
Dream Date: Scarlett Johanssen
Go to Sandwich: Roast beef on rye
Next Career: Professional hunter/outfitter
Favorite Athlete: Current - The Dion, All time - Pat Swilling
Next NHL Franchise: Seattle (Please!)
First Hockey Jersey: Red Dion #3
Sure Fire HOF'er: Kerry Fraser
Toughest Sutter: Mama
About Dany Heatley: The lost McKenzie brother
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09-30-2009, 01:26 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: Boblobla
DREAM DATE: Kate Beckinsale
GO-TO-SANDWICH: PB&P (Peanut Butter and Pickle)
NEXT CAREER: Unemployed
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Fedor Emelianenko, Gary Roberts
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Blank flames jersey, I have had a few, both white and red. My first name one was bought by my girlfriend at the time (now wife) Phaneuf
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Thornton/Heatley 1/2 in league scoring.
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09-30-2009, 01:27 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Damn, and I thought I was being all creative with Grace Sutter.
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09-30-2009, 01:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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AGE: 26
NICKNAME: Pagal
DREAM DATE: Alyssa Milano
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Grilled Cheese
NEXT CAREER: Mastering the art of sitting and doing nothing
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Look to the bottom of my post.....Iginla, Peterson, Fabergas, Halladay.
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Somewhere in Canada
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Westwood Minor League jersey, green one I think
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Jarmoe Iginla
TOUGHEST SUTTER: All of em.
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Change of scenery never hurt anyone.
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09-30-2009, 01:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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AGE: 32
NICKNAME: KG
DREAM DATE: Scarlett Johanssen
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Meatball sub
NEXT CAREER: Butcher
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Denis Gauthier
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Saskatchewan
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Game worn '88 Kevan Guy
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Iginla
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Hockey player
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09-30-2009, 01:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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AGE: 38
NICKNAME: Displaced Flames Fan, Dis, DFF, wheels, 1356, fat ass
DREAM DATE: Salma Hayek
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Anything with bacon and guacamole or bleu cheese.
NEXT CAREER: Postmaster, Kalispell, MT
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, John Elway
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City Coyotes
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Iginla Horse Head. Still have it, still love it. Thanks to Bingo and CP (the poster)
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Rod Smith
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Grace (thought I'd be the first with this answer)
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: 1/2 the player Jarome Iginla is
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I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
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09-30-2009, 01:41 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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AGE: 29
NICKNAME: Gangster of Love
DREAM DATE: Get my lovin' on the run
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Really love your peaches
NEXT CAREER: midnight toker
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Space Cowboy
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: in the sun
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Maurice
NO-BRAINER HALL OF FAMER: Steve Miller
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Smoker
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Joker
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09-30-2009, 01:41 PM
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#18
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Norm!
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AGE: 41
NICKNAME: Captain Crunch, Cappy, CC
DREAM DATE: Dion Phaneufs sloppy seconds.
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Chicken wrapped in chicken deep fried in butter
NEXT CAREER: Stripper Wrangler
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Doug Flutie
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Edmonton
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Flyers number 16
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Ken King
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: Kissed San Jose soil when he landed there.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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09-30-2009, 01:49 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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AGE: 19
NICKNAME: my last name, peeper, juicy
DREAM DATE: Kaley Cuoco
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Homemade Club Sandwich
NEXT CAREER: Guitarist
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Joe Sakic, Dion Phaneuf
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Kansas City
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Avalanche (no name)
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Papa
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: I met him
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09-30-2009, 01:54 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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AGE: 35
NICKNAME: HalifaxDrunk, HD, Daddy, Honey
DREAM DATE: Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
GO-TO-SANDWICH: Clubhouse
NEXT CAREER: Beer taste tester.
FAVORITE ATHLETE: Jarome Iginla, Miikka Kiprusoff
NEXT NHL FRANCHISE: Hamilton, ON
FIRST HOCKEY JERSEY: Joe Nieuwendyk
NO-BRANIER HALL OF FAMER: Joe Sakic
TOUGHEST SUTTER: Brian
ABOUT DANY HEATLEY: He has 13 toes.
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