09-18-2009, 03:12 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philtopia
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Who hates pooing at work?
Just thought i'd through this one out there. Damn these stalls that so close together you can hear every noise the persons beside you makes.
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09-18-2009, 03:16 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Don't do your business in the office.
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09-18-2009, 03:17 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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I thought whatever happens in the office, stays in the office...?
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09-18-2009, 03:18 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Philtopia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arloiginla
I thought whatever happens in the office, stays in the office...?
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I think that's part of the problem......
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09-18-2009, 03:19 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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These let me poo at work without using the bathroom.
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09-18-2009, 03:21 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Remind me not to borrow your cellphone.
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09-18-2009, 03:21 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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What! Poo on my own time?!?!?
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09-18-2009, 03:21 PM
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Franchise Player
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I hate the word "poo" and "pooing". Would much rather see it called "poop" or better yet, ****.
But yes, I hate doing that at work.
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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09-18-2009, 03:23 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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09-18-2009, 03:23 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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It depends if you have a private bathroom or a multiple-person bathroom at work. We have both...
I enjoy taking a dump in the private bathroom on company time.....
I do not enjoy sitting in a stall next to someone else though.
I find old guys make the worst grunting sounds....it it so hard for me to hold back my laughter when some guy comes in and lets out a bunch of pre-farts in the bowl and then grunts heavily while hearing the splashing noise........
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09-18-2009, 03:23 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Love the work deuce......it's like an extra 10 minute break. I also love listening to people's reaction when they come in and take their first whiff of the abomination.
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09-18-2009, 03:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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I hate pooing anywhere outside of my home and refuse to do it at all almost all costs. I have never once dropped the cosby kids off at work or school. Unless I'm out of town, I only go at home. When I was younger, I wouldnt even go if i WAS out of town....I went a solid week once. Emphasis on solid.
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09-18-2009, 03:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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I love getting paid to drop deuces.
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09-18-2009, 03:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhettzky
I love getting paid to drop deuces.
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Seconded....off I go right now.
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09-18-2009, 03:53 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney, NSfW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhettzky
I love getting paid to drop deuces.
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Yeah my work day wouldn't feel right if I didn't do it at least once.
For a while I worked an office room with 3 girls and 3 guys and the office had just one shared bathroom. Fun times.
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09-18-2009, 04:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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I hate it. I'd rather deal with a scared gopher than crap at work.
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09-18-2009, 04:15 PM
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Norm!
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I like doing a running commentary if anyone is in the stall next to me.
"And they're off" splash
"Oh my god oh my god here it comes" Drop a brick in the toilet and scream
"Holy crap, this one is strugglin to stay in the garage . . . . . .(Loud grunt) oh my god, I just went blind"
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09-18-2009, 04:18 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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I love it. I will even hold it if I have to go during my lunch break. If I am going to crap at work, I am going to do it while getting paid. I work in an office with only 2 full time males though. So its not too bad.
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09-18-2009, 04:19 PM
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Uncle Chester
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oilers_fan
I hate the word "poo" and "pooing". Would much rather see it called "poop" or better yet, ****.
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Couldn't agree more. Horrible sounding word. Poop people! Everybody poops!
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