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Old 09-24-2009, 06:36 PM   #1
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Now, this bring a different meaning to getting your early morning fix !!

Ironically this Coffee Stand is only minutes away from where Dave King was rushed to the hospital.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

"For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wearing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it"
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:39 PM   #2
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Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women
Why would someone complain about this?
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:40 PM   #3
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Hmmm the Panthers Ice Dancers lower their bikinis all the time (well, 3 that I know of).

We had a topless donut shop here. And no it wasn't the donuts that were topless.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:41 PM   #4
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Wasn't there a contestant on Big Brother several seasons ago who was this kind of barista?
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:42 PM   #5
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Hmmm the Panthers Ice Dancers lower their bikinis all the time (well, 3 that I know of).
I think you're paying a little too much attention to them if you know that kind of info!

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We had a topless donut shop here. And no it wasn't the donuts that were topless.
Well, who the hell would want a topless donut?
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:50 PM   #6
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Why would someone complain about this?
i was gonna say the same thing. that's about the only way i could see a $5 cup of coffee being worth it

oh, and here's a video report of the same story
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:55 PM   #7
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Wish I could discover one of these places before it got shut down...
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:58 PM   #8
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I imagine the ones complaining would be the neighbourhood watchdog types. The video report says that there are homeowners in the area complaining about it.

Anyways, it's really hard to believe such an establishment would end up with these kinds of activities occurring. I mean, these women did sign pieces of paper saying they wouldn't do anything other serve coffee and they would wear appropriate work attire like pasties if necessary. I find it hard to believe they would break that agreement for extra cash and male attention.
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:05 PM   #9
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Wasn't there a contestant on Big Brother several seasons ago who was this kind of barista?
that was the first thing of when i read bikini barista.....it was Natalie.....the chick with the fake guns who was obsessed with Matty.
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:05 PM   #10
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I mean, these women did sign pieces of paper saying they wouldn't do anything other serve coffee and they would wear appropriate work attire like pasties if necessary.
Haha you must have been thinking the same thing as me when you were reading the owner's comments, "Yeah ok buddy I'm sure with a dress code like that all your girls were sheer class and this is all coming as a complete surprise".
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I imagine the ones complaining would be the neighbourhood watchdog types. The video report says that there are homeowners in the area complaining about it.

Anyways, it's really hard to believe such an establishment would end up with these kinds of activities occurring. I mean, these women did sign pieces of paper saying they wouldn't do anything other serve coffee and they would wear appropriate work attire like pasties if necessary. I find it hard to believe they would break that agreement for extra cash and male attention.
Ha, that whole bit about "appropriate work attire" is classic.

"My employees are required to cover their ass and nipples. If they show any extra skin, they are out the door".
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The best part is that the coffee shop is called "Grab-N-Go"
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:29 PM   #13
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We need at least 15 of these in Calgary, stat.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:33 PM   #14
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Hot coffee anyone?
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Kinda reminds me of the movie that they were making in "Zach and Miri.."
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:19 AM   #16
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I'd take mine with a bit of milk please.
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Starbucks in "Idiocracy," anyone? I hear the "Full-Body" Latte is popular.
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:14 AM   #18
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I'll take a Chai Tea Latte served up between your cans.
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:53 AM   #19
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Venti Americano with extra herpes please
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I orderd a Venti, and got a Grande... (wink, wink)

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