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Old 09-16-2009, 06:59 PM   #1
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That's pretty cool. I wonder if the lions are aware of how they could totally smush him.
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Did that guy ever hear of 'Grizzly Man?'
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He'll get Steve Irwin'ed sooner or later. They always do.

"Look at me, I'm doing something completely unnecessary and dangerous! I'm an attention whore!" Nature's gonna get the last laugh, it's called "Natural Selection", moron.
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It all works great until one of the lions decides it's time to challenge for the alpha position.

-edit- Not to say I wouldn't like to hang out with the lions, but I don't see this ending well. A playful bite from a lion is not like one from a wee domestic cat.
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Siegfried and Roy.....??
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It all works great until one of the lions decides it's time to challenge for the alpha position.
It doesn't seem to me that he is the alpha. I don't think he would have a chance in hell of doing what he's doing if he actually challenged for that spot in the pride.
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It doesn't seem to me that he is the alpha. I don't think he would have a chance in hell of doing what he's doing if he actually challenged for that spot in the pride.
Yah I suppose you're right - just that lions do have a hierarchy, and he must possess some standing in their eyes. Maybe he's occupying the lowest position of all? Which is still odd, because then you'd think he'd be subject to bullying.
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Maybe they just love him?
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Yah I suppose you're right - just that lions do have a hierarchy, and he must possess some standing in their eyes. Maybe he's occupying the lowest position of all? Which is still odd, because then you'd think he'd be subject to bullying.
I don't know that much about lion pride structure, but a quick google search reveals that the weakest male in the pride ranks just above the females... Maybe that's him?
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Did that guy ever hear of 'Grizzly Man?'
Exactly what I was thinking. He'll be fine, until they get hungry. Since they're in a private game reserve I doubt that'll happen.
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Maybe they just love him?
Maybe. Just maybe.

Either that or he sprayed lion urine on himself to mask the human odor.
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Thats freaking cool.

He'll be dead in no time.
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That guy would be totally dead if they were Ligers.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.


I may be quoting part of that from somewhere
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Either that or he sprayed lion urine on himself to mask the human odor.
Hopefully it wasn't female lion urine. That could have hilarious consequences.
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