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Old 09-13-2009, 11:05 PM   #1
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On Friday, Victoria Police released a composite sketch of the suspect in hopes that the public will be able to help identify him.

http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/l...shColumbiaHome

This is an awful story and I hope the guy gets caught, but...

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw what the sketch artist came up with for the suspect. Unless she described a half man/ half owl that attacked her, this artist better go back to the mail room.

Anybody remember that old yellow pages ad with the Asian guy describing the suspect to the artist? When he's finished, he says, "is THIS the man who robbed you?!", and reveals a drawing of a stick man.


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Looks like rubecube.
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Old 09-13-2009, 11:31 PM   #3
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these vigilantes have gone too far, if they want to continue their shenanigans then we must know their true identities.

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Old 09-13-2009, 11:32 PM   #4
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Well, if someone were going to commit a violent crime, it would likely be that guy.
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:07 AM   #5
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I think hes already in jail and getting railed, he looks very surprised.

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Old 09-14-2009, 12:14 AM   #6
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It's because his right eye is much further away from his nose than his left eye - people do have different left and right halves of the face, but that guy looks almost Horcoffian with how much they differ.

The picture actually reminds me of someone I know, but his head isn't quite that gigantic. Maybe I'll send him the pic and ask him to confess, just because I'm a jerk.
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