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Old 09-08-2009, 10:06 AM   #1
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hmm Spontaneous human combustion?

Prob not and somehow had to do with her oxygen tank and her smoking but how did the fire extinguish itself? Where is Mulder?

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Wo...441/story.html

"I went in and the whole place was burned and black," said Beeton. "I looked at the couch and it was burnt to the springs and she was right there on the floor between the couch and the coffee table.
"I couldn't believe it. She was black."
Some of the tenant's belongings had melted from the intense heat inside the suite, said fire department spokesman Jeff Budai.
Black marks also extended on the outside of the building from the apartment's windows and patio doors, showing the blaze was venting, he said.
But as firefighters walked through, there was no smoke or much heat inside.
It is unclear when the fire broke out, or, more mysteriously, how it was extinguished, Budai said.
"It went virtually undetected. People don't know when it happened."
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Wow. Weird .
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They've found the only hot woman in the NW! Finally!
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Weird that she lived in a condo and no one smelt anything. Or that the fire alarm didn't go off.
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so she had an oxygen tank attached to herself and was smoking? the only thing that sounds stupider than that is smoking during a freak gasoline fight accident.
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so she had an oxygen tank attached to herself and was smoking? the only thing that sounds stupider than that is smoking during a freak gasoline fight accident.
While the gasoline fight thing is really stupid, I think you are underestimating the potential to cause a massive fire that a tank of oxygen has. Pure oxygen can make lots of things burn like gasoline.
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While the gasoline fight thing is really stupid, I think you are underestimating the potential to cause a massive fire that a tank of oxygen has. Pure oxygen can make lots of things burn like gasoline.

lol the point i was trying to make is that both are incredibly stupid. I know the combustible power of a tank of oxygen.
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so she had an oxygen tank attached to herself and was smoking? the only thing that sounds stupider than that is smoking during a freak gasoline fight accident.
Amazing how many combustible events occur during those wacky gasoline fights isnt it?
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lol the point i was trying to make is that both are incredibly stupid. I know the combustible power of a tank of oxygen.
What would be really stupid, is smoking, weaering an oxygen tank, and having a gasoline fight at the same time.
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Unfortunately, this combustion mystery will have to take a back seat at the moment.

We're still trying to solve the tragic deaths of these young (and handsome) men...

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What would be really stupid, is smoking, weaering an oxygen tank, and having a gasoline fight at the same time.
Now you're just being ridiculous.
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What would be really stupid, is smoking, weaering an oxygen tank, and having a gasoline fight at the same time.
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Maybe it all burned so fast that it used up all the oxygen faster than it could come back into the room and burned itself out?
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