08-30-2009, 04:46 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Edmonton jokes
post them.
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08-30-2009, 04:53 PM
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#2
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
post them.
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no you
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08-30-2009, 04:58 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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a crap one:
why do birds fly upside down over Edmonton?
nothing worth crapping on down there.
Last edited by PyramidsofMars; 08-30-2009 at 05:37 PM.
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08-30-2009, 06:24 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary
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City of Champions
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08-30-2009, 07:56 PM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Calgarian, Newfie, and an Edmontonian all die at the same time. They are up at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says that they must all answer a skill testing question to get in.
He takes the Calgarian aside and asks "How many 'N's are there in 'La Cucaracha'?"
Calgarian looks puzzeled by the question, and says "none." St. Peter lets him in.
Next come the Newfie, and he gets the same question. The Newfie looks just as puzzled as his buddy from Calgary. His answer is the same- none.
Now comes the Edmontonian's turn- same question. How many 'N's are there in 'La Cucaracha?'
The Edmontonian is puzzled, and says "That's a tough one- can I have a moment?" St. Peter is puzzled as he doesn't think it's hard and tells the Edmontonian to go ahead. 10 minues later the Edmontonian comes back and asks to borrow a pen and paper. St. Peter find some and give it to the Edmontonian.
About 30 minutes later the Edmontonian comes back and tells St. Peter "OK, I'm ready now." St. Peter asks "How many 'N's are there in 'La Cucaracha?'"
The Edmontonian replies "There are 67!" St. Peter now looks puzzeled and asks "how the heck did you get 67 Ns in there?"
(see white font):
The Edmontonian starts counting on his fingers while humming "na na na na, na. Na na na na, na........."
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08-30-2009, 08:02 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: City by the Bay
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Chris Pronger. Michael Nylander. Dany Heatley. Marian Hossa. And so on...
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08-30-2009, 08:13 PM
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#7
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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__________________
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08-30-2009, 08:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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The Oilers.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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08-30-2009, 08:21 PM
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#9
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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An Edmonton bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
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08-30-2009, 08:23 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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What's the best view of Edmonton?
From your rear view mirror
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08-30-2009, 08:23 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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08-30-2009, 08:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Did you hear that Don Cherry's moving to Edmonton when he retires?
He wants to get as far away from professional sports as possible.
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08-30-2009, 08:35 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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What the best thing coming out of Edmonton these days?
Highway #2 south.
What's the difference between a smart Edmontonian and a UFO?
You hear about them all the time but you never see them
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08-30-2009, 10:49 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
What's the difference between a smart Edmontonian and a UFO?
You hear about them all the time but you never see them
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I hate to point out the obvious here but that's not a difference at all. That means they're the same. So the question should be "What do a smart Edmontonian and a UFO have in common?"
Now that you've made people from where you're from look stupid, apologize. 
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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