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Old 11-11-2010, 10:09 PM   #1
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Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested late today in west Texas for skipping out on a $10,000 tab at a California resort—and, a source tells TMZ, cops had to use force to subdue both. Felony warrants were issued for the 58-year-old actor and Evi, a former model, in Santa Barbara County, which is pushing for their extradition.
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The couple failed to show up for a court appearance in Santa Barbara on Monday on charges they defrauded an innkeeper. Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter says they also didn't show up when their case was again called on Tuesday.
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The actor and his wife, Evi Quaid, were busted squatting in the guest house of a Montecito, California home they once owned years ago.

The couple told deputies they had owned the house since the 1990s.

The Quaids allegedly caused more than $5,000 in damages to the guest house.
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A judge issued arrest warrants Monday for Randy Quaid and his wife after they failed to show up at a court hearing stemming from their arrests last month on suspicion of illegally squatting at a home, a prosecutor said.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_767171.html

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Actor Randy Quaid told Canada's immigration board Friday that he and his wife are seeking asylum from "the murderers of Hollywood" and will therefore apply for refugee status in Canada, after they were arrested on U.S. warrants related to vandalism charges.

The pair were arrested on Thursday afternoon in a shopping area of an affluent Vancouver neighborhood and were jailed on outstanding U.S. warrants.

Evi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.

"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_772802.html

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Clark Griswald: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.


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Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie: About $52,000.
Should we let him stay?
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Old 11-11-2010, 10:17 PM   #2
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Sure, I'd love to see him run for federal office.
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Old 11-11-2010, 10:26 PM   #3
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I've heard of those murderers of Hollywood. They usually kill three people at a time.
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Old 11-12-2010, 07:47 AM   #4
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I heard an interview on the Ceeb talking with an PI from down there hired by the Quaids. She basically said he is a classic victim of domestic abuse.

So, maybe Evi is Evil.
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2011/02/22/bc-randy-quaid-immigration.html

I don't believe it. I really thought these two would get extradited back the U.S. Instead, Evi Quaid gets a Canadian citizenship, and Randy is likely to get permanent resident status.

Wow. That's all I can say.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:37 PM   #6
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Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:38 PM   #7
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The next step is to cast him in a CBC sitcom.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:44 PM   #8
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Jesus its easy to get into Canada now...
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:49 PM   #9
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Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.
A couple of my faves:

Clark: [Finally revealing his Christmas Bonus] It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Eddie: [Overwhelmed, almost choking on his eggnog] Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.


Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:00 PM   #10
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Just add their names to a long list of people who have made a mockery out of the refugee status system.
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:04 PM   #11
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another misuse of the word "literally."

Sigh...
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another misuse of the word "literally."

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Really? How so?

He has actually, without exaggeration, in effect, in substance, very nearly, virtually turned into cousin Eddie.
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:01 PM   #13
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lit·er·al·ly

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\ˈli-tə-rə-lē, ˈli-trə-lē, ˈli-tər-lē\
Definition of LITERALLY

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: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>

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: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>

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Usage Discussion of LITERALLY

Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary.

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Are you guys for real ?

Derail a thread for Grammar Nazism, seriously, it's very annoying and childish.

Irregaurdless carie on...
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Tapout you were banned yesterday, how did you get Pinner's account?
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IP Scrambler. Pinner is actually TAPOUT, DESS, JustAnotherGuy, Puckluck, FoxMulder, theonlywhiteout, and Lanny.
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Muahahah...
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So why did you leave the USA???

####ter was full........
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another misuse of the word "literally."

Sigh...

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Literally, it is like a fly in your chardonnay.
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