08-05-2009, 07:33 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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I hate my job
So, some of you guys know I started a new job about a month ago, it is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
Saw this on another forum 
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08-05-2009, 07:34 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Yeah, people suck, no doubt about that.
Edit: DOH! got me... LOL
Last edited by ricosuave; 08-05-2009 at 07:49 PM.
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08-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricosuave
Yeah, people suck, no doubt about that.
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You don't get it.... do you?
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08-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Heh. You got me. I didn't catch on until the end.
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08-05-2009, 07:37 PM
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First Line Centre
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I hate these things :P
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08-05-2009, 07:38 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Jinkies.
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08-05-2009, 07:39 PM
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One of the Nine
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Originally Posted by Blaster86
You don't get it.... do you?
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He would have succeeded if it wasn't for you damn kids.
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08-05-2009, 07:49 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Damnit, I was hoping you were actually complaining. Now I feel worse, haha.
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08-05-2009, 07:51 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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08-05-2009, 07:53 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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...I dont get it?
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08-05-2009, 08:02 PM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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I was gonna post but I was busted by those kids and their mangy dog....
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08-05-2009, 08:03 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
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where can this be purchased? I will pay any amount of money
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08-05-2009, 08:05 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I was gonna post but I was busted by those kids and their mangy dog....
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Add in those pesky bandwidth restrictions!
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08-05-2009, 08:06 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Alright.. So ... Unknown TV show cast consisting of a hot chick, lesbian, stoner, and uptight pompous ass?
Still funny.
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08-05-2009, 08:07 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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No way Zelma is a zero. Under that sweater she's got to be a six or seven AT LEAST.
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08-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hammer of justice crushes you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
No way Zelma is a zero. Under that sweater she's got to be a six or seven AT LEAST.
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It's Velma! Gaaaaaaaaawd!
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08-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bibtin Tex
It's Velma! Gaaaaaaaaawd!
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Der. I don't know why I did that.
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08-05-2009, 08:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Good one! This one made me laugh pretty well.
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08-05-2009, 09:03 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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I was totally going to PM the OP and ask what kind of job lets you come in every day completely stoned and bring your dog. Sounds like my kind of office, especially if there is a hottie to stare at all day long.
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08-05-2009, 09:14 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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