09-10-2009, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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God Saves Man from Elevator Then Crushes Him in Church
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09...vout_catholic/
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Gunther Link, 45, was "a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release".
He continued: "A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God."
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And then...
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He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
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Discuss.
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09-10-2009, 04:26 PM
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Had an idea!
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For real?
I refuse to believe that God would do something like this.
Oh, you didn't provide a link either. 
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09-10-2009, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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Originally Posted by Azure
For real?
I refuse to believe that God would do something like this.
Oh, you didn't provide a link either. |
I saw that. I editededed it.
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09-10-2009, 04:29 PM
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God likes irony.
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09-10-2009, 04:34 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vancouver
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The good Lord has a wacky sense of humour. Maybe the guy coveted someone's wife on the way over....
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09-10-2009, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary,ab
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Azure
For real?
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Yes, god is real.
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09-10-2009, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EDBTZ12
Yes, god is real.
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Not!
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09-10-2009, 04:54 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox."
Busted, buddy. Don't feel too bad though, almost everyone covets their neighbor's ox at some time or another.
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09-10-2009, 04:54 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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I don't mean to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor. And when I die, I expect to find him laughing.
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09-10-2009, 05:04 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Ren
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ox."
Busted, buddy. Don't feel too bad though, almost everyone covets their neighbor's ox at some time or another.
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Can I covet my neighbour's x-b ox?
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09-10-2009, 05:06 PM
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After closer inspection of the security footage, God realized Gunther was tuggin' it to pass the time.
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09-10-2009, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flashpoint
I don't mean to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor. And when I die, I expect to find him laughing.
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if god's got a sense of humour, He's probably laughed Himself to death from the antics of humanity by now.
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09-10-2009, 05:53 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Can I covet my neighbour's x-box?
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Well as long as she's an ex, she's free game in my opinion...
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09-10-2009, 06:25 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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He took the Laws of Attraction of God and that pillar a bit too far.
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09-10-2009, 06:39 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by Puppet Guy
if god's got a sense of humour, He's probably laughed Himself to death from the antics of humanity by now.
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09-10-2009, 08:13 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Maybe God was filming Final Destination 4 
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09-10-2009, 08:15 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Originally Posted by D to the iddy
Well as long as she's an ex, she's free game in my opinion...
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What if I don't really covet the neighbors box, but she just sorta falls into my lap?
Facking gray areas.
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09-10-2009, 09:55 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Barnes
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Originally Posted by Azure
For real?
I refuse to believe that god would do something like this.
Oh, you didn't provide a link either. |
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Originally Posted by peter12
god likes irony.
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I secretly pray for a vbulletin bug that would do the above to quotes.
That would be irony.
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09-10-2009, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by WindomURL
I secretly pray for a vbulletin bug that would do the above to quotes.
That would be irony.
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I was starting a sentence.
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09-10-2009, 10:02 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Calgary AB
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I agree, this must be Final Destination 4.
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