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Old 07-04-2009, 05:22 PM   #1
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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Some interesting spam recipes
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Old 07-04-2009, 05:55 PM   #2
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Welcome to 4 months ago.

However, it has been updated,

so pick out which ones appeal to you the most and share.
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Old 07-04-2009, 06:13 PM   #3
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this is why my fat ________? What's the rest of the sentence?
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Welcome to 4 months ago.

However, it has been updated,

so pick out which ones appeal to you the most and share.
Even though fatas are slightly out of vogue now, I can't believe you passed up the chance to use the phrase to use 'fat fata' in potentially hilarious context.

It's a good site though, one of my favorites of its kind, along with lovelylisting.com
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Old 07-04-2009, 06:59 PM   #5
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Speaking of "this is why you're fat"...

I was at safeway the other day, and while in line at the cash I noticed an overweight woman in front of me was getting:
  • a plastic container of about 30 cookies
  • a chocolate square dessert
  • a different kind of dessert
Better yet, I saw her glancing back and forth towards the candy aisle next to the lineup until she finally gave in and grabbed THREE Caramilk bars.

It was a little depressing to see, yet still worth a chuckle.
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I just found this, the most awesome, vomit inducing pizza ever.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/07...es-of-topping/
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:35 PM   #8
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some goooooooood stuff there
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:45 PM   #9
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I just found this, the most awesome, vomit inducing pizza ever.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/07...es-of-topping/

Mayo? Asparagus? Eggs?

Revolting!
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:51 PM   #10
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mmmmm yummy
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:33 PM   #12
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you don't need a website, this year the Stampede is full of great examples
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:51 PM   #13
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I just found this, the most awesome, vomit inducing pizza ever.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/07...es-of-topping/
There is no way that thing would cook.. and the crust would also turn to a mush. I'd call it the biggest-waste-of-money-and-food-pie.
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Old 07-04-2009, 11:40 PM   #14
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mmmmm yummy
Good God!!!

3500mg of Cholesterol!!!!!!

That's insane. I think I'll gourge on shrimp and die a slow death instead.
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