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Old 02-02-2005, 03:24 PM   #1
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The Domestic Diva/Queen of Mean will be starring for NBC in a new Apprentice spin-off.

"It's unclear how Stewart's "Apprentice" will set itself apart from the first three installments, which have been characterized by Trump's bombast. Stewart is expected to come up with her own catch phrase to deviate from The Donald's popular "You're fired," and she'll have her own equivalent for the boardroom setting.

"Martha has her own way of dealing with things," is all that Burnett will promise"


$50 says she each week she bites off the head of the fired contestant praying mantis style.

Edit: On second thought, maybe she'll capitalize on her new, bad-a** prison persona with: "I'll see you in the showers..... B**ch!" I'd tune in for that every week.

Can't link directly to the story, but see zap2it's TV Headlines
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Old 02-02-2005, 04:06 PM   #2
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USA government prosecutors are the only people in the world who could have turned Martha Stewart into a sympathetic figure.

She could turn out to be one tough and mean hombre . . . . unless she mellowed with jail time.

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