What if there aren't ten good movies in the year? Can we fill out the remaining spots with Porn?
And the nominees for best picture are
Waiting to Exhale Starring someone
The Dark Knight featuring Christian Bale
Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks
ummm The Shawshank redemption with Morgan Freeman
Driving Ms Daisy with Morgan Freeman
The Great Santini with Robert Duvall
Star Wars with Han Solo
errr Crap Airplane two with that really skinny chick
Doing Ms Daisy with Peter Dong
College Co-Ed @#$@#$%@#$% debutants with Kitten Larue
And the winner is
Wow
Doing Ms Daisy
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