Man, I hate that guy and these phoney crime investigation shows where all the lab assistants are somehow also do all the other police work too and double as detectives and arresting officers and interrogators, etc. and all these civil servants are dressed like a million bucks...and all work in a shiny multi-billion dollar police station with state of the art labs with that rival Batman's technologies with crazy re-enactment tools and fancy fake computer displays and super annoying fake software that solves crimes for them by pressing a button and enhancing details that can't be there in the first place...and where everything in their world is lit by super annoying mood lighting and exaggerated depth of field and random shadows and random light filters.
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Dude, that first video is crap. You need the scream for full effect.
"YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!"
I was going to post that one but the scream got on me nervous. Also it interrupts the flow of the cheese. If you are to put the scream in the middle to break it up you need the scream to be quieter and this is important when the scream happens 40+ times. Have it loud to begin with but the tone it done. You won't loose the effect and chances are you won't lose as many viewers to other vids. Just my editor opinion which is super duper.
Man, I hate that guy and these phoney crime investigation shows where all the lab assistants are somehow also do all the other police work too and double as detectives and arresting officers and interrogators, etc. and all these civil servants are dressed like a million bucks...and all work in a shiny multi-billion dollar police station with state of the art labs with that rival Batman's technologies with crazy re-enactment tools and fancy fake computer displays and super annoying fake software that solves crimes for them by pressing a button and enhancing details that can't be there in the first place...and where everything in their world is lit by super annoying mood lighting and exaggerated depth of field and random shadows and random light filters.
I can't stand it as well... But that was gold....(put's glasses on) Solid gold.
how does caruso get any work at all? Must be such a shortage of bottom of the barrel actors that they had to scrape this guy out of the cracks at the bottom.
he sucks is what I'm getting at.
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how does caruso get any work at all? Must be such a shortage of bottom of the barrel actors that they had to scrape this guy out of the cracks at the bottom.
he sucks is what I'm getting at.
I'm convinced they cheese it up on that show on purpose. People dig the cheese.
Look at the other two shows, much less cheese.....more believable story lines.
I think the producers found a formula (with a very large portion of cheese as the main ingredient) that gets ratings and stuck with it. Caruso is just playing to that.
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Problem is that he's been as horribly cheesy in every acting gig he's ever had. The guy might be the worst actor in the history of television.
What else has he even been on?
I remember a few movies, nothing spectacular of course.
__________________ I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
I remember watching "Jade" back in the mid-90s, same cheesy crap that he's utilized since.
LOL...that does NOT ring a bell. Not even a little. His inherent cheesiness might be why I can't remember another show he's been on!
Back to the original point though.....I'll bet they put a LOT of work into that opening one liner with the sunglasses move each week. I think a lot of people tune in just to see that.
__________________ I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
__________________ I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
I remember a few movies, nothing spectacular of course.
He was on NYPD Blue in the beginning before they realized just how gay and BRUTAL he is and replaced him with whats his name...i forget. But it made the show way better.
However, i will admit i watch Miami sometimes b/c i think Callie and Delko are hot, and they don't annoy me. But, i much prefer CSI Vegas for sure.
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