Anyone think they can watch a full hockey game with my bro in law? Example... - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

MissKat · 05-31-2009, 02:00 PM

No earplugs, headphones, etc. its quite pathetic but funny in a sad way. I never watch games with him ever!

I'll give you a brief rundown on what its like.

"Hit him! hit him! hit him!, hit him! hit him! hit him!"
"Shoot it!!!"
"Hit him!!!"
"Argh why didnt you shoot it!"
"Idiot!!!"
"Shoot it! Shoot it now! NOW BOY NOW!!!"
"Bad pass, horrible pass...idiot!!!!"
"What was that?"
"Where was he passing it to?"
"Now pass it across....goood, now shoot it!"
"Argh why he do that?"
"These guys are a disgrace""
"Ya nice shot jackpot, 40ft from the net"
"Hit him! Hit him! Hit him now!"
"Kat...who is #22, idiot, idiot! That guy is a complete idiot! He should be benched and hit with a frying pan"
"Shoot it! Shoot it now! NOW!!!"
"Hit him! hit him! hit him!
(score 2-2 and flames get scored on)
"idiots! idiots!"
"Flames are a disaster! horrible! these guys should be playing in the AHL!"
"Flames will be swept first round"
(off the bangwagon he goes)
(flames tie it up 3-3)
"YAAAA BABY!!! Flames are playing so awesome tonight eh Kat?"
(back on the bandwagon)
(flames get scored on again down 4-3)
"Its over, flames are done for"
"it would take a miracle for the flames to come back"
"they would need 2 more periods to tie it up again"
(off the backwagon again, shuts off tv)

So anyone think can watch with him without hitting him or telling him to STFU? LOL

Mean Mr. Mustard · 05-31-2009, 02:04 PM

So your brother in law is a regular poster here?

Matata · 05-31-2009, 02:05 PM

convince him to cheer for detroit, that should keep him in high spirits.

GreenTeaFrapp · 05-31-2009, 02:22 PM

I have a big roll of duct tape that could be put to good use. Would that be allowed?

jeremywilhelm · 05-31-2009, 02:25 PM

Seems like he is just reading the GT while you are watching the game.

ken0042 · 05-31-2009, 02:49 PM

I think he has sat behind me at least 5 times this past season.

Antithesis · 05-31-2009, 02:49 PM

Your brother in law is MainFlame?

No chance. Can't stand people like that.

Cowperson · 05-31-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MissKat

"Kat...who is #22, idiot, idiot! That guy is a complete idiot! He should be benched and hit with a frying pan"

Keenan would still have a job if he'd done that a few times . . . . . especially the frying pan part.

Where exactly would you park your frying pan on the bench anyway?

Cowperson

Antithesis · 05-31-2009, 03:46 PM

Adrian Aucoin's foot speed could be explained if there was a cast iron frying pan in his hockey pants somewhere, couldn't it?

StrayBullet · 05-31-2009, 04:15 PM

He's the reason I watch hockey games at home and NOT in public.

MissKat · 05-31-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by StrayBullet

He's the reason I watch hockey games at home and NOT in public.

Well he's getting season tix for next season so some of you guys will be lucky to have him around you for the night lol.

Traditional_Ale · 05-31-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MissKat

Well he's getting season tix for next season so some of you guys will be lucky to have him around you for the night lol.

I'm going to buy the seats next to him and then donate them to a couple of 500-pound McDonald Hamburger pounding behemoths, then pay off the jumbo-tron guy to get them on the smooch-cam every single game.

Dion · 05-31-2009, 05:11 PM

JBR · 05-31-2009, 05:50 PM

Worst part of that is... when the game is done, he goes home and bangs your sister!!

Drunk Skunk · 05-31-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JBR

Worst part of that is... when the game is done, he goes home and bangs your sister!!

I lol'ed.

BlackNRed1237 · 05-31-2009, 05:59 PM

i wouldn't mind so much if he wasn't so wishy-washy bandwagonish about the Flames....

you could be loud

you could be quiet

if you like the Flames, you're all right with me.

MrMastodonFarm · 05-31-2009, 06:02 PM

It's too bad you can't ask him if he even watches hockey, since he's in the room with you. Do you have a fall back put down?

MissKat · 05-31-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

It's too bad you can't ask him if he even watches hockey, since he's in the room with you. Do you have a fall back put down?

He's not even a true real hockey fan, he thinks he does but he lacks the knowledge of the sport. This is why I never talk to him about hockey cause he's just a noob when it comes to knowing hockey.

He's only watchinh hockey now cause its the cup finals. After the flames were out, he didn't watch a single game until last night. And he considers himself a diehard fan of the sport - ppppfff ya whatever!

united · 05-31-2009, 07:34 PM

Does he sit in Section 315 on a regular basis? If not does his brother or best friend?
Guy exactly like you described sits there all the time. Brutal.

SebC · 05-31-2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by StrayBullet

He's the reason I watch hockey games at home and NOT in public.

You're MissKat's brother-in-law?