05-10-2009, 09:46 PM
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My face is a bum!
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www.textsfromlastnight.com
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
This site is pretty entertaining. Semi NSFW because of language.
(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this f-ing recession
Last edited by Bill Bumface; 05-10-2009 at 09:49 PM.
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05-10-2009, 09:48 PM
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#2
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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When am I going to think of a sweet website idea...
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05-10-2009, 09:53 PM
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#3
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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(908): what if I'm pregnant?
(848): smusmorshion
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05-10-2009, 10:01 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.
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05-10-2009, 10:18 PM
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#5
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First Line Centre
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(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
This is much, much funnier than fmylife
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05-10-2009, 10:21 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.
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05-10-2009, 10:58 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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"i have a walk of shame to get to"
quality
(714): i have i love written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
(619): ahah at least you got away with it
(714): nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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05-10-2009, 11:01 PM
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#8
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan02
"i have a walk of shame to get to"
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What is a nine word title to describe my life, Alex?
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05-10-2009, 11:03 PM
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#9
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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(269): Pants 0. 1.
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05-10-2009, 11:05 PM
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#10
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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05-10-2009, 11:08 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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Oh man that line is Golden.
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05-10-2009, 11:10 PM
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#12
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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I find it very frustrating that now even the Pokemon generation is getting laid more than I did.
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05-10-2009, 11:10 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
(269): Pants 0. 1.
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That one made me laugh hard too. Damn CP filter!
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05-10-2009, 11:12 PM
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#14
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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(650): Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Locke....is that you??
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05-10-2009, 11:13 PM
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#15
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#1 Goaltender
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(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
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05-10-2009, 11:29 PM
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#16
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First Line Centre
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(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
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05-11-2009, 01:14 AM
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#17
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
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ha ha!
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05-11-2009, 02:59 AM
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First Line Centre
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(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
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Thank-you!! fmylife was getting dull, I needed a new site to help get me through work. 
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05-11-2009, 02:59 AM
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#19
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GOAT!
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(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
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haha awesome
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05-11-2009, 05:32 AM
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#20
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
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haha.. funny site for sure
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