07-29-2009, 09:34 PM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sherwood Park
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1. Dirty Lanny 11 up, 8 down  
When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.
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07-29-2009, 09:35 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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Freemanism
The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.
John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?
Jamal: Man Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.
See, if Tower was preaching this, I could get on board.
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07-29-2009, 09:35 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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A couple random ones I found the other day...
Sesame Streetwalkers 28 up, 2 down
little 8-13 year old girls who wear slutty outfits together and hang out in cliques, hoping to draw the attention of boys. sometimes works.
Bachelor Wash 4787 up, 770 down
A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
I have to admit employing the bachelor wash myself  Obviously I'm not into sesame streetwalkers.
I'm sure there's tons of gold on that site. Hard to wade through the millions of definitions though.
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07-29-2009, 09:40 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Bachelor Wash is the ONLY way to wash.
Time is money, and it saves time... more time to lay on the couch and be a bachelor.
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07-29-2009, 09:51 PM
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Franchise Player
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My favorite is a very racist term I came across, so I can't post it. Posting it will make me look racist.
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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07-29-2009, 09:54 PM
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First Line Centre
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Don't mean to sound racist but...
I would love for you to post it.
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07-29-2009, 09:57 PM
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First Line Centre
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Bulldozer 401 up, 33 down
When you are doing a chick doggy style. You go in like your going to grab her tits and abruptly swing your arms outwards so she falls on her face. Now start pushing her around the room into coffe tables, lamps, etc. making bulldozing sounds.
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07-29-2009, 10:05 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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slunt is a fav. Most of the good ones are because of the usage examples they give.
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07-29-2009, 10:16 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hammer of justice crushes you
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elliott 37 up, 124 down
a russian child who makes cards for his loved ones, he also loves to wear capris, he shaves his legs, and is usually the biggest nerd in his school. He also tries to get in fights with African-American kids and gets beat up.
In math, everyone made fun of elliott's pants.
In Spanish, elliott got a hug and cried.
Elliott sits alone at his lunch table.
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07-29-2009, 10:58 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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"Firing the Surgeon General" 
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“The fact is that censorship always defeats it's own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.”
Henry Steel Commager (1902-1998)
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07-29-2009, 11:31 PM
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3 Wolves Short of 2 Millionth Post
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Clam Jam:
The female equivalent of the c*** block, but amongst two girls who would like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.
Example:
Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.
Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.
Trent has just clam jammed Lily.
Last edited by wpgflamesfan; 07-29-2009 at 11:36 PM.
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07-29-2009, 11:33 PM
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3 Wolves Short of 2 Millionth Post
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We actually do a urban dictionary word of the day at work and todays word was Duster
This term refers to those unfortunate souls who usually only step on the ice with 14 seconds to go when your team was initially down 4-2 but gave up an empty netter to make it 5-2. The coach finally calls the "dusters" number and does so in a way that the duster feels like he is finally getting an opportunity to showcase the talent he doesn't really possess. Why the term duster? Cause this plug has been sitting on the bench the entire game.............Collecting dust. Always the worst player on team.
Chad is the team duster, hes played a total of 2.3 minutes this season. Go Chad.
Alternate definition:
A duster is a moustache. There are many types of dusters. They can be handsome, tight, well groomed, mean, greasy, tough or pretty much just what you feel about it.
Look at that guy's duster. It's pretty greasy. He must chase broads all over town with it.
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07-30-2009, 01:57 AM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Tony Danza 3426 up, 657 down
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
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07-30-2009, 03:45 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary, AB
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hot carl..... my parents found out what this means. how dare they learn of the urban dictionary!
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07-30-2009, 08:28 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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fotze
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07-30-2009, 08:47 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood
Don't mean to sound racist but...
I would love for you to post it.
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Ok, well this may be the last thing I post on CP, been nice knowing you all.
Look up "moon cricket".
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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07-30-2009, 10:30 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oilers_fan
Ok, well this may be the last thing I post on CP, been nice knowing you all.
Look up "moon cricket".
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While looking up said "Moon Cricket" came across this gem:
moon grass 3 up, 2 down Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.
"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"
Moon Grass - Weed that was stored in your a$$ from fear of cops finding it.
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