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Old 05-15-2009, 11:19 AM   #1
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I like these kinds of things. They're usually pretty funny. But they lose points with me when the creators don't have the Facebook feed going in the right direction. Aren't the newest updates at the top?
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:40 AM   #3
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Should be in Pirate English. The true language of the creator.
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:52 AM   #4
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but yeah most up to date at the top if I'm not mistaken.
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Old 05-15-2009, 12:36 PM   #5
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its funny, who cares if its out of order
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its funny, who cares if its out of order
No kidding.

Wouldn't be funny the other way around.
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:27 PM   #7
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Just to clarify it shouldn't be an apple. The bible never specifies what kind of fruit it was, only that it was a fruit tree IIRC.
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #8
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Just to clarify it shouldn't be an apple. The bible never specifies what kind of fruit it was, only that it was a fruit tree IIRC.
Wouldnt the conversation go in a different direction if it was described as "God gave Adam a fruit......."
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:19 PM   #9
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I thought it was a pomegranate?
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:21 PM   #10
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I want this is Pirate.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:25 PM   #11
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god won't even add me as a friend
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:25 PM   #12
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omg....tears of laughter....this is sooo awesome....totally made me feel better after the day i had. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Excellent idea, though it sounds at times a bit like the lolcat bible:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
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