Girl fights off thugs with marching band baton

[NSFL]

Don't mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton.

A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff's officials said Tuesday.


The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said.


"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve," said Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30493653/

Now that is awesome. And how desperate do you have to be to mug a high school student?

[jammies]

You forgot the last and best line!

"Deputies searched near Quartz Hill High School for the muggers, looking for a man who was holding his bloodied nose and the other limping."

How embarassing would that be to get caught after that and go to jail:

"What are you in here for, man? And what happened to your nose?"

"Uh, I got beat up by a teenage girl. I DON'T really want to talk about it."

[NSFL]

Yeah, that and the fact that there were TWO of them, and they still got the stuffing beaten out of them.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by jammies

"What are you in here for, man? And what happened to your nose?"

"Ummm, well......this one time at band camp".