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Old 04-24-2009, 03:22 PM   #1
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Your Wife/GF is giving you one word answers......


Got a one word email back from the GF a few minutes ago... gave me an idea for a thread.

I am sure CP can come up with some funny responses... or this thread will die a quick death.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:23 PM   #2
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what was the question and one word answer?
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:24 PM   #3
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Whatever.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:26 PM   #4
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You know what you did
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:26 PM   #5
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Whatever.
Yep, that's pretty standard for when you are ticked.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:29 PM   #6
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You know your in trouble after returning from a hooker and cocaine fueled holiday in Mexico when it feels like your pissing out razer blades.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:35 PM   #7
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You know your in trouble after returning from a hooker and cocaine fueled holiday in Mexico when it feels like your pissing out razer blades.

Thats better..


You know you are in trouble when....

8 Jaeger Bombs show up at the table..
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:38 PM   #8
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If ever she tells you, "It's fine" ...




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Old 04-24-2009, 03:44 PM   #9
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When you take the day off sick and your in bed railing your girlfriends sister and mother at the same time (YES) and you hear a key in the front door lock (Crap!)
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:45 PM   #10
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When you take the day off sick and your in bed railing your girlfriends sister and mother at the same time (YES) and you hear a key in the front door lock (Crap!)
Crap?? Dont you mean "WHOHOO!!!....Foursome!!"
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:51 PM   #11
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You know you are in trouble when you find your vehicle has a flat tire and your spare is flat too.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:52 PM   #12
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Yep, that's pretty standard for when you are ticked.
I thought us males got the silent treatment
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:53 PM   #13
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You know your in trouble when you buy a girl a drink and throw in a roofee and she doesn't pass out but you feel suddenly very groggy . . . and she has an errection.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:54 PM   #14
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You know you're in trouble when you give them any form of sh1t for missing an important appointment.
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Old 04-24-2009, 03:54 PM   #15
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You know we are all in trouble when Fotze is having another child...
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:07 PM   #16
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You know you're in trouble when Brian Lawton reveals the names of the players you offered him in a trade for Vincent Lecavalier
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:13 PM   #17
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you know you're in trouble when you turn your outside tap on and all you hear is water spraying all over the inside of your house! (that was my day on tuesday)
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:32 PM   #18
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I'm a pretty big fan of dishing out the "NOTHINNNNG!"

It works well as a response to:

"What's wrong?"
"What are you doing"
"What can I do to fix this?"
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:56 PM   #19
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"Are You ok?"

"Fine"

"Are you Sure"

"Yup"

You just know that in 10 or 15 minutes you will have the answer
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:57 PM   #20
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Thats better..


You know you are in trouble when....

8 Jaeger Bombs show up at the table..
you know you are in trouble when

8 shots of Tequila show up at the table
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