04-02-2009, 11:16 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men
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04-02-2009, 11:18 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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yes. yes it does.
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04-02-2009, 11:19 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Self-Banned
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Never asked to be excused frankly.
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04-02-2009, 11:19 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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I needed an excuse? Maybe if I'm doing it more than 3 times a day I'll want an excuse. Any less than that and it is a reflex like breathing.
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04-02-2009, 11:57 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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No-one has yet argued that it makes your palms hairy.
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Great way to end an article.
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04-03-2009, 12:01 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Nice April Fools jokes still going. Don't you get stoned and then hung from a crane for this there???
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Originally Posted by article
That's what Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist from the Tabriz Medical University in Iran proposes, anyway.
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04-03-2009, 12:04 AM
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I'll get you next time Gadget!
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Hmmmm, so that's why my sniffles disappeared when the Edmonton hoes thread popped up.
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04-03-2009, 12:08 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Nice April Fools jokes still going. Don't you get stoned and then hung from a crane for this there???
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What April fools? It's a study.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science...532433524521cb
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04-03-2009, 12:10 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
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What does it do for women?
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04-03-2009, 12:16 AM
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I'll get you next time Gadget!
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
What does it do for women?
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Gives them "headaches".
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04-03-2009, 12:33 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Southern California
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If this was true, wouldn't men already not suffer from hay fever?
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04-03-2009, 12:46 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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How the heck would they ever get a control group for this?
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04-03-2009, 12:51 AM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Hmm, I *started* getting hay fever when I was around 13. Which kinda doesn't jibe somehow.
Speaking of which - I feel the sniffles coming on. Gotta go.
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04-03-2009, 01:15 AM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well that's not at all helpful to me. What the heck, mother nature.
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04-03-2009, 01:35 AM
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I stopped having hay fever when i was 13 or 14, so it might make sense.
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04-03-2009, 02:59 AM
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Don't click that link!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rural Alberta
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However, it does not cure loneliness... 
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04-03-2009, 03:06 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Well the men of CP will start to get their hay fever symptoms back. The jailbait thread was finally closed.
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04-03-2009, 06:54 AM
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Pants Tent
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Originally Posted by alan21
However, it does not cure loneliness... |
Uh...there's the rub! 
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04-03-2009, 07:08 AM
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Franchise Player
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Uh...there's the rub! |
He already said it... rubbing doesn't cure loneliness...
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04-03-2009, 08:52 AM
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Some kinda newsbreaker!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Learning Phaneufs skating style
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hmm i wish i had this article when i was 13 and my mom walked in :P
then i could console her with all the money I was saving from not having to buy claratin
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