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Old 04-01-2009, 07:14 AM   #1
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Post Pick up after your dogs, City to test DNA in Dog Droppings

"If the dog program is successful, the city will look at expanding it to cats."

http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Alberta/...1/8955361.html
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:16 AM   #2
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Lets just exterminate all dogs.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:21 AM   #3
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I liked the idea of using dogs as meal replacements for the carnivores at the zoo.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:25 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:25 AM   #5
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The sun can do better than this. Weak
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Worst April Fool's day joke ever - what's next, the Sun will be switching formats?
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:27 AM   #7
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umm, no .... no they can't
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:28 AM   #8
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Damn. Got me.
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It did get me at first. I know they do DNA testing on gum that is improperly disposed of in Korea since it is such a rampant problem, so it is not totally out of the realm of possibility.
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I laughed at this part:

But another genetics expert, Dr. Jack Russell, questioned how successful the program will be.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:46 AM   #11
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The Sun is just one big joke anyways, meh.
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Old 04-01-2009, 08:02 AM   #12
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This was the best written article I have seen coming from the sun in years.
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Funny thing is....I could see our City Council actually consider it....
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:12 AM   #14
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DESS works for the city?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:25 AM   #15
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I liked the idea of using dogs as meal replacements for the carnivores at the zoo.
Thanks. I thought that was a prudent thing to do under the "current economic conditions." It saves both the zoo and the Humane Society some coin.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:59 AM   #16
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The sunshine girl is obviously a joke too.
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The sunshine girl is obviously a joke too.
Isn't she always?
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Isn't she always?
Touche my friend, touche.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:08 AM   #19
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Ugh....I even fell for it.
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