Smuggling

[GreenTeaFrapp]

With the Ontario lineup for Virginfest posted, I'm thinking about going to it. And that leads me to thinking about smuggling in alcohol so that I don't have to pay what I suspect are insanely high prices in the venue.

While I like to think of myself as someone who is pretty creative when it comes to smuggling things into movie theatres and sports venues, it's been awhile since I've even been to a big show like this.

So any smuggling tips or stories that don't involve the place where Richard Gere smuggles his gerbils?

[Locke]

I have flip flop sandals that have flasks in the heels. Google 'flasking' there is some pretty ingenious stuff out there.

[valo403]

Maybe not practical for this, but I always used to shove mickeys down the side of my cowboy boots. Nobody ever thinks to check that.

I've also had a few friends use these pouches their Gf's stick in their bras, not sure if that's an option for you.

Finally, there is this: http://www.drinkingstuff.com/drinkin...sks_ds0658.htm

[valo403]

Originally Posted by Locke

I have flip flop sandals that have flasks in the heels. Google 'flasking' there is some pretty ingenious stuff out there.

Just googled 'flasking' and got 'did you mean flashing'

I said yes.

[jayswin]

I don't think anyone would notice this sucker....

[fredr123]

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

[jayswin]

On a more serious note, you could order one of these



or these....

[4X4]

Haha. A bunch of years ago me and a buddy had tickets to Smashing Pumpkins at the dome. He smuggled a mickey of Captain Morgan Spiced and I smuggled the weed. I was really nervous about the weed so I figured hiding it in plain view was the best strategy. I was wearing one of those plaid coats (remember when those were cool?) and I had a full pack of smokes in one breast pocket and in the other pocket, an empty pack of smokes with a baggie of weed and a pipe.
As we approached the friskers, I realized that I didn't know which pocket held which so when the guy told me to open my smokes I asked which one. He pointed to one of them and I handed them over. Luckily it was the cigs, and he just told me to "smoke alot of those tonight".
Meanwhile, my buddy walked up to a female frisker and without hesitation she reached behind him and checked the back of his belt and found the mickey. Like some kind of baseball cyborg, she side armed it into the garbage can about 15 feet away and let him through. Damn, bitch!

So the moral of the story is to hide your weed in your breast pocket and don't hide your mickey in the back of your belt.

Somebody should invent an undershirt that is essentially one of those fake bellys that chicks wear to practice being prego. It should have a compartment to stuff a bunch of stuff in it but feel like a real belly. Lol. A beer gut that's both fake and real.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by valo403

Finally, there is this: http://www.drinkingstuff.com/drinkin...sks_ds0658.htm

Originally Posted by 4X4

Somebody should invent an undershirt that is essentially one of those fake bellys that chicks wear to practice being prego. It should have a compartment to stuff a bunch of stuff in it but feel like a real belly. Lol. A beer gut that's both fake and real.

Ahem.

[RougeUnderoos]

That beerbelly thing is awesome.

PS --
Also great for kayaking
Sitting on an airplane
Snowboarding/Skiing

I'd like to meet the guy who sneaks his own beer onto an airplane.

I too googled "flasking" and all I get are links about orchids.

[Dion]

This wonderful cane measures 34 1/2" long and unscrews into 3 pieces for ease in traveling! The solid brass handle can be unscrewed to reveal a corked flask which can hold a body-warming beverage for those cold evening walks! Very smart looking, it's as useful as it is sturdy, with rubber tip on bottom of the stained hardwood shaft New in box, it makes a wonderful gift, or for personal use.



http://www.smithwalshclassics.com/st...hp?productid=4

[malcolmk14]

Surgical bags of liquor taped to your body. They won't break, and they're pretty tough to feel out.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Ahem.

Awwwweeeeesommmmmmee....!!

[valo403]

Originally Posted by Dion

This wonderful cane measures 34 1/2" long and unscrews into 3 pieces for ease in traveling! The solid brass handle can be unscrewed to reveal a corked flask which can hold a body-warming beverage for those cold evening walks! Very smart looking, it's as useful as it is sturdy, with rubber tip on bottom of the stained hardwood shaft New in box, it makes a wonderful gift, or for personal use.



http://www.smithwalshclassics.com/st...hp?productid=4

We have a WINNER!!!!!

[RougeUnderoos]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....olfer_bunkered

A DRUGS smuggler who posed as a golfer and stashed £83,000 worth of cocaine in her golf clubs was rumbled by airport security staff when they found she knew nothing about the sport.
Staff at Manchester Airport asked Kayti Ella Dryer, 23, what her handicap was and she thought they were asking her if she was disabled.

Whoops. She's going to the klink for 4 years.

[Bobblehead]

I knew a guy who had empty eye contact solution containers. He would just tell the bouncer this was for when he took out his contacts and put in his glasses later.

[@theCBE]

Are you allowed to take in any liquids at all?

I once had luck at a Rugby game with boxes of Ribena, a Bottle of Vodka and a small gauge Syringe.

It took a lot of prep time though... and a bunch of dudes each sipping on 4 or 5 boxes of juice in the span of 3 hours looked pretty ridiculous.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by valo403

We have a WINNER!!!!!

The real winner would have been Evil Knieval's diamond encrusted walking stick filled with Wild Turkey that Jim Rome lusted after.

[Russic]

When I attended Summersault in Edmonton about 8 or 9 years ago (it was the smashing pumpkins "farewell tour") we were sitting next to this guy in his mid 30's. Seemed like an ok guy, but he was a little inebriated. Then he asks us "you boys interested in some vodka t*ts?" I asked what a vodka t*t was. His girlfriend then reached into her bra and pulled out 2 ziploc bags full of vodka that she had been using as artificial implants all day. Genius.

[gooil]

How about the wine rack for the ladies?



http://www.drinkingstuff.com/drinkin...sks_ds1394.htm