Have you ever MacGyver'ed someone at a party? - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

InTheSlot · 01-19-2005, 08:58 PM

Ahh the good old times of ######ing with people while they're passed out.

Discuss.

CaptainCrunch · 01-19-2005, 09:06 PM

If MAcGuyver'd means getting somebody loaded at a mess party and putting his passed out carcass on a forces cargo plain to Germany with $.25 in his pocket for the phone, yeah its been done

Tron_fdc · 01-19-2005, 09:21 PM

Yeah, me and my buddies called it "shallacked" though. I have a friend tthat shaves his head and has a massive goatee, and he also happens to pass out harder than ANYONE I have ever seen. His shallacking includes:

-cracking open a bingo dobber and pouring it over his head. This was really nasty, as we even tried turpentine to get it off (didn't work). He went to Sylvan lake the next day with a pink head and pink swirls all over his white chest.

- covering him head to toe with a black sharpie, then jamming chapstick in his ear and snapping it off. He was still drunk when he woke up in the morning, and it took him a while to figure out why he couldn't hear. We singed off all his leg hair that night too.

- we got into a little trouble with the locals in a neighbourhood that a friend used to live in, and this kinda leads into the next shallacking. My buddy got wasted one night, so we grabbed the nearest writing instrument we could find (yet another black sharpie) and someone put a massive black swastika on his forehead. In the morning, the aforementioned locals lit a tire on fire, and tossed it on our front yard. One of the neighbours (who happens to be Asian) came running to the door trying to wake everyone up. I'm sure he was a little shocked to see a 200lb skinhead with a swastika on his head open the door.....

-cabbage head was another fav

-hot sauce or mustard fumes up the nose always got a good laugh

- we also tied up one of my buddies using his hoodie....we pulled his hood up, tied his thumbs to the draw string, and attached his shoe laces to his thumbs. Opened him right up for free kidney shots

hahahha good times....

Daradon · 01-19-2005, 09:32 PM

Wow, I'm glad I odn't attend any of your parties...

Of course, I've never passed out at a party.

Had a guy pass out in my back seat and peed in it once after I was nice enough to drive his sorry ass home. Shoulda 'MacGyvered' him!

BlackArcher101 · 01-19-2005, 09:55 PM

It's reasons like this I'm afraid to party anymore. I have been extremely lucky nothing was done to me when passed out. Well, at least I hope :unsure:.

I guess you could say I have "MacGyver'ed" someone... Just the usual permanent marker of varying colors, writing a few new body parts on him, usually on his face for all to see. We were usually too drunk to thing of anything really good.

JiriHrdina · 01-19-2005, 10:25 PM

I got "Macgyvered" a few (actually more than 10 I guess) years back. While I was passed out my friends decided my entire back needed a good fresh coat of red house paint. I didn't notice it until I got home and was showering. Definately a "WTF" moment.

Regulator75 · 01-19-2005, 10:31 PM

There was this dude who always passed out really hard.

We shaved off one of his eyebrows (Happened 3 or 4 times), then the girls would put make up all over his face. It was hilarious.

So ugly, it's funny.

moon · 01-19-2005, 10:50 PM

Have done a variety of things many times including drawing on people, taping them to chairs, spray painting etc.

Don't do it so much anymore now but every once and awhile someone passes out that seems to deserve it for one reason or another.

Hack&Lube · 01-20-2005, 03:04 AM

Why is this called getting "Macgyver'd"? Because it's ingenunitive and creative with whatever's lying around?

InTheSlot · 01-20-2005, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hack&Lube@Jan 20 2005, 03:04 AM
Why is this called getting "Macgyver'd"? Because it's ingenunitive and creative with whatever's lying around?

Yeah, precisely. The "game" is to find whatever is closest to you at the time and use it to make it humiliating and hard for the person to get out of. :P

Maritime Q-Scout · 01-20-2005, 09:02 AM

I'm more of a take care of those who pass out kinda guy, than let's screw with their heads

my theory is everyone's been there, why not help them through this troubling time?

I saw help those who can't help themselves, the hangover is enough to kill you anyway.

Then again, it's rare for someone to pass out at a party anyway (isn't it, I've only seen it a few times and that's when you drink too fast too quick, generally an alcohol you're not used to drinking)

hmmm all this talk of drinking....

LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PING-PONG!

InTheSlot · 01-20-2005, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Jan 20 2005, 09:02 AM
I'm more of a take care of those who pass out kinda guy, than let's screw with their heads

my theory is everyone's been there, why not help them through this troubling time?

I saw help those who can't help themselves, the hangover is enough to kill you anyway.

Then again, it's rare for someone to pass out at a party anyway (isn't it, I've only seen it a few times and that's when you drink too fast too quick, generally an alcohol you're not used to drinking)

hmmm all this talk of drinking....

LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PING-PONG!

Yeah, sometimes I feel sorry for the guys.

Anyway, I'd rather play beer pong than get drunk and play regular ping pong!

Tron_fdc · 01-20-2005, 10:27 AM

Yeah, things got pretty outta control within our circle of friends. We finally had to call a truce because of it. Luckily I was usually the last one to go to bed, so I never got it all that bad.

Believe it or not I left out some of the wackier things we did to each other, seeing as this board is somewhat family oriented and I would probably get banned....