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Old 02-26-2009, 09:01 PM   #1
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Damn! What a way to go!!!!!

Wins a bet that he could satisfy 2 women for 12 hours.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:03 PM   #2
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Thats a lot of Viagra...
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:03 PM   #3
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death by snoosnoo!
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:06 PM   #5
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They won't make that bet with him again.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:09 PM   #6
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I would have just humped them both, did my 30 seconds... and walked away satisifed and alive.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:19 PM   #7
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Will the funeral be closed casket?
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I would have just humped them both, did my 30 seconds... and walked away satisifed and alive.
And $3000 poorer!
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:22 PM   #9
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^^ Nah I would have killed them and got my money back

I play too much GTA
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:29 PM   #10
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Before or after the sex?
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:33 PM   #11
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Before or after the sex?
Two women... no need to choose... one of each...
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:34 PM   #12
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Well now I know that these type of women exist and where I can find them.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:36 PM   #13
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Will the funeral be closed casket?

Only the bottom half...

Wouldn't want to hide the eating grin on his face....
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Wins a bet that he could satisfy 2 women for 12 hours.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:55 PM   #15
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Only the bottom half...

Wouldn't want to hide the eating grin on his face....
Doubt they will be able to close it...
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and the Darwin award for 2009 goes to...
stupid horny russian dude.
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hmmmmm
i read the beginning

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.


and immediatley had flashbacks of the Ovechekin tries to kill himeself and mike green.....
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:33 PM   #20
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HAH! Fool!! When I did it I paid the extra money to have another two smoking hot Canadian nurses with a defibrillator!

The first time I tried it, I used Russian nurses but they didnt know how to use the defib, so now I stick to the Canadian nurses, only way to go.
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