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Old 03-15-2012, 12:48 PM   #1
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http://www.torontosun.com/2012/03/13...oral-sex-flyer

Seriously, I'm ok with informing kids abot the dangers of sexual acts, and encouraging them to take precautions.

But do we really need to hand out material that teaches kids how to give a good hummer or toungue lashing?

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The pamphlet includes a guide on how to perform oral sex on men and women, as well as pros and cons to giving or receiving the act.
what's next, the junior high school girls guide to ATM?
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:52 PM   #2
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I would be mad too. Why are we making this information so easy for them to get? Now they don't even have to google the proper technique!
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:56 PM   #3
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Took me a couple readings of the article to realize it wasn't handed out intentionally. From the sounds of it, it was potentially mixed with some other pamphlets that the AIDS awareness group was distributing.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:58 PM   #4
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You have to admit, this is pretty hilarious. Of all the groups of people to accidentally give this pamphlet to. Classic.

As long as you're encouraging proper sexual education within your family something like this isn't really that big of a deal. Sadly in talking with my friend who teaches in the catholic system, that can be a bit of a rarity. I could be wrong in thinking that as this individual is my only source for information on that particular school system.
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:00 PM   #5
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Belongs on a porn site? She must look like a donkey.

But seriously, this is just all kinds of funny.
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:06 PM   #6
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who needs a pamphlet of this subject anyhow? ok, so it wasnt intended for school kids, who was it intended for and who is funding such a ridiculas program?

look, i understand educating about birth control and safe sex but technique? i know lots of people could stand with to learn how to better service their partners, but a brochure? someone had to agree to fund it, what was teh justification?
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now I've got this song playing in my head. And that isn't a bad thing:


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All I saw in the title, was "Insert" and "Catholic School Girl".

This thread did NOT deliver!
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Whats an oral sex? We havint done the family unit in health class yet
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I like how the article was released one day before Steak and BJ Day.
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I think the whole thing is being blown out of proportion.
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my wife has been leaving copies of this pamplet around for me to see - do you think she is trying to tell me something?
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my wife has been leaving copies of this pamplet around for me to see - do you think she is trying to tell me something?
The only thing I can think of is that you give bad blow jobs. She must have received some complaints about you .
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The only thing I can think of is that you give bad blow jobs. She must have received some complaints about you .

Geez I had this whole what his wife is a transexual thing ready to go, but you eclipsed it.
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Geez I had this whole what his wife is a transexual thing ready to go, but you eclipsed it.
I was going to reply and say I aim to please, but in the context of this thread I wasn't sure that was the best wording.
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“My granddaughter is totally not into sex or anything like that. She could not believe that she was handed this in school. And when I saw it — I'm 62 years old — I was upset,"
This sounds like a very specific denial.
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The only thing I can think of is that you give bad blow jobs. She must have received some complaints about you .
you bake one cake are you a baker?......you sew one pair of socks, are you a tailor?....but you suck one and you are labelled for life........
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