02-05-2009, 12:30 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Guy gets jiggy with multiple blow-up dolls in grocery store parking lot... w/ pics!
bwhahaha.
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CAPE CORAL, FL: A 51-year-old man was arrested after he was found making out with blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot. Families say they witnessed a very private act in a Publix parking lot along Santa Barbara Boulevard.
"It's just crazy you know and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," said witness Arthur Castro.
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"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29029429/
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Last edited by Jayems; 02-05-2009 at 12:34 PM.
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02-05-2009, 12:32 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Link please, I want to send this to people. Lol.
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02-05-2009, 12:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by NSFL
Link please, I want to send this to people. Lol.
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Oops. Fixed.
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02-05-2009, 12:39 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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That is hilarious!
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02-05-2009, 12:42 PM
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#5
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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I guess one inanimate object to have sex with is just not good enough for some people
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02-05-2009, 12:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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The thread title made me think it was Jiggy_12 plowing some of his inflatable friends.
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02-05-2009, 01:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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I love Florida!
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02-05-2009, 01:33 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blankall
I guess one inanimate object to have sex with is just not good enough for some people
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I bet he has had more threesomes than you have. 
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02-05-2009, 01:48 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: , location, location....
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as my uncle Nelson used to say "any port in a storm"
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02-05-2009, 01:58 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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I guess I just always naively assumed Fotze was from Calgary.
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02-05-2009, 03:23 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Wait, it's illegal to make out with a blow up doll in public now? Huh...
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02-05-2009, 05:11 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...
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02-05-2009, 05:19 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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The link quotes a guy saying the dude was touching the dolls 'inappropriately'. How do you inappropriately touch a blow up doll? Isn't that their purpose, for guys to touch them in all sorts of ways?
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02-05-2009, 05:28 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
The link quotes a guy saying the dude was touching the dolls 'inappropriately'. How do you inappropriately touch a blow up doll? Isn't that their purpose, for guys to touch them in all sorts of ways?
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So that's what you do when you come down here?
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02-05-2009, 05:31 PM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Larf ... menage a vinyl.
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The Following User Says Thank You to Ford Prefect For This Useful Post:
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02-05-2009, 06:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
I suppose the car had menagahyde seats. |
Well, if it had rich Corinthian leather he would have had no problem picking up real women!
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02-05-2009, 07:17 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: CowTown
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Guys stop posting threads about fotze your gonna hurt his feelings
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02-05-2009, 07:27 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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classic mug shot.
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