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Old 02-05-2009, 12:30 PM   #1
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CAPE CORAL, FL: A 51-year-old man was arrested after he was found making out with blowup sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot. Families say they witnessed a very private act in a Publix parking lot along Santa Barbara Boulevard.


"It's just crazy you know and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," said witness Arthur Castro.
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"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," said a witness who wanted to remain anonymous.





http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29029429/

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Old 02-05-2009, 12:32 PM   #2
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Link please, I want to send this to people. Lol.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:34 PM   #3
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Link please, I want to send this to people. Lol.

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Old 02-05-2009, 12:39 PM   #4
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That is hilarious!
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:42 PM   #5
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I guess one inanimate object to have sex with is just not good enough for some people
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:50 PM   #6
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The thread title made me think it was Jiggy_12 plowing some of his inflatable friends.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:00 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:33 PM   #8
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I guess one inanimate object to have sex with is just not good enough for some people
I bet he has had more threesomes than you have.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:48 PM   #9
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:58 PM   #10
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I guess I just always naively assumed Fotze was from Calgary.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:23 PM   #11
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Wait, it's illegal to make out with a blow up doll in public now? Huh...
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #12
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:19 PM   #13
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The link quotes a guy saying the dude was touching the dolls 'inappropriately'. How do you inappropriately touch a blow up doll? Isn't that their purpose, for guys to touch them in all sorts of ways?
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:28 PM   #14
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The link quotes a guy saying the dude was touching the dolls 'inappropriately'. How do you inappropriately touch a blow up doll? Isn't that their purpose, for guys to touch them in all sorts of ways?
So that's what you do when you come down here?
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:31 PM   #15
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I suppose the car had menagahyde seats.
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:36 PM   #17
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I suppose the car had menagahyde seats.
Well, if it had rich Corinthian leather he would have had no problem picking up real women!
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Guys stop posting threads about fotze your gonna hurt his feelings
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