Five Celebrities you would love to punch

[simmer2]

Pretty straight-forward question, the exact opposite of the "5 Celebrities you would screw" list.

Here's my five celebrities I would punch:

1. Marc Anthony - Can't stand his whiny voice or his look. The guy just bugs me.

2. John Mayer - Some people think he's talented, I think he's awful. His voice is airy and just brutal. And who remakes Free Fallin', seriously?

3. Kirsten Dunst - She has got to be one of the worst actresses out there. I don't find her good-looking, and it seems like her IQ is equivalent to that of Forrest Gump. I'd punch her in the baby-maker.

4. Val Kilmer - Awful actor. In The Ghost and The Darkness, he kept on saying "ayyyy". I had no idea why he kept saying it until afterwards when someone told me he was doing an Irish accent. Plus, awful in the Batman movie.

5. Paris Hilton - Nuf' said.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by simmer2

2. john mayer - some people think he's talented, i think he's awful. His voice is airy and just brutal. And who remakes free fallin', seriously?

+1

[Nancy]

Can I unload all 5 of my punches on Tom Cruise? I hate that guy!

[VANFLAMESFAN]

1. Beyonce
2. Will Ferrel
3. Serena Williams
4. Beyonce
5. Beyonce

[simmer2]

Originally Posted by Nancy

Can I unload all 5 of my punches on Tom Cruise? I hate that guy!

Sure, why not.

[burn_this_city]

Dane Cook - You're terrible!
Will Ferrell - See above
Alexander Semin - Just to watch him Donkey Kong me back.
Howie Mandel - Bobby's World was the pinnacle of your achievements.
Stephane Dion - Ugh

[blankall]

Billy Crystal;

Bono;

(If I have to explain the above two, you also deserve to be punched)

George Clooney: Nothing makes me happier than hearing hollywood ######bags go on about the world's problems;

[FlamesKickAss]

you guys helped me think.

Tom Cruise
Sean Avery
Sidney Crosby
Ryan Smyth - wanna see him cry
Dane Cook - you arent funny so shut the hell up
Both Williams sisters
Nicole Ritchie

more than 5 there I know. I think I have more but cant think of them right now.

[guzzy]

Originally Posted by simmer2

Pretty straight-forward question, the exact opposite of the "5 Celebrities you would screw" list.

Here's my five celebrities I would punch:

1. Marc Anthony - Can't stand his whiny voice or his look. The guy just bugs me.

2. John Mayer - Some people think he's talented, I think he's awful. His voice is airy and just brutal. And who remakes Free Fallin', seriously?

3. Kirsten Dunst - She has got to be one of the worst actresses out there. I don't find her good-looking, and it seems like her IQ is equivalent to that of Forrest Gump. I'd punch her in the baby-maker.

4. Val Kilmer - Awful actor. In The Ghost and The Darkness, he kept on saying "ayyyy". I had no idea why he kept saying it until afterwards when someone told me he was doing an Irish accent. Plus, awful in the Batman movie.

5. Paris Hilton - Nuf' said.

Wow i have to disagree with Val Kilmer. I think he is a great actor. When he played John Holmes in Wonderland i thought he was amazing. Also in Lords of Dogtown he very good in.

Paris Hilton - i think she steals all 5 spots in my book.

[simmer2]

Originally Posted by guzzy

Wow i have to disagree with Val Kilmer. I think he is a great actor. When he played John Holmes in Wonderland i thought he was amazing. Also in Lords of Dogtown he very good in.

Paris Hilton - i think she steals all 5 spots in my book.

Yeah, a good friend I know said I shouldn't judge Kilmer based on those two movies. I have heard he was good in a few other movies....I could refine it to Val Kilmer pre-2000....that might be a little better.

Honestly though, something about the guy just irks me the wrong way.

[Bertuzzied]

Didn't we have this thread like a month ago? Well i want to update my list.

1. Shia Lecrap
2. Shia Legodawful
3. Shia Lemoviekiller
4. Shia Legoof
5. Shia Letard

I don't want to punch Tom Cruise. I want to give him a hug. Poor guy. No one who watches his movies will ever take him seriously again. Unless it's Battlefield Earth 2.

[burn_this_city]

^^ Damn he belongs on my list..

[red sky]

Originally Posted by simmer2

Yeah, a good friend I know said I shouldn't judge Kilmer based on those two movies. I have heard he was good in a few other movies....I could refine it to Val Kilmer pre-2000....that might be a little better.

Honestly though, something about the guy just irks me the wrong way.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang to name another one that I personally enjoyed

[MelBridgeman]

i'd rather hit paris hilton....

[@theCBE]

I would punch Dane Cook all 5 times.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

i'd rather hit paris hilton....

You would think for someone with that much money they would have a better plastic surgeon.

[FanIn80]

I disagree on the John Mayer thing. He may be a dick, but he's got more talent in one of his pinkies than most guys will ever have in their lifetimes.

Val Kilmer is a great actor. Unfortunately, even great actors need to pay the bills once in a while... which is why they end up taking a crap role here and there.


I do agree with Paris Hilton (tho I'm starting to relax on her) and Kirsten Dunst.

[Julio]

Is Francis a celeb?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Gary Bettman
Bill Watters
Glenn Healy
Greg Millen
Eklund

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

I disagree on the John Mayer thing. He may be a dick, but he's got more talent in one of his pinkies than most of you guys will ever see in your lifetimes.

Val Kilmer is a great actor. Unfortunately, even great actors need to pay the bills once in a while... which is why they end up taking a crap role here and there.


I do agree with Paris Hilton (tho I'm starting to relax on her) and Kirsten Dunst.

Not trying to be a dink but I always laugh at those statements.. Just because some windbag can play guitar and sing doesnt make him exceedingly talented. I guarantee most people on here that can probably do 100 things better than John Mayer. Just because he makes money playing music doesnt mean he isnt completely useless at every other aspect of his life.