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Old 01-16-2009, 02:37 PM   #1
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A prominent fashion designer has sparked outrage in Chile by dressing up models like the Virgin Mary -- in some cases with ample, near-naked breasts.

Oyarzun said he had received telephone threats and had excrement smeared on his doorstep.

"There is no pornography here, there's no sex, there are no virgins menstruating or feeling each other up," Oyarzun said
this is outrageous!

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Suddenly I have an interest in religion... I wonder if I can get a private sermon with one, or more, of these ladies?
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:52 PM   #4
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Menstruating virgins feeling each other up eh? He may be onto something there ...
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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how do we know what the virgin mary looks like?
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Old 01-16-2009, 03:05 PM   #7
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If Mary looked like that, she wouldn't have been a Virgin for long...
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Playboy Mexico beat them months ago with their own Mary scandal

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If Mary looked like that, she wouldn't have been a Virgin for long...
Haha, well there are many popular theories that say that she might have been the victim of abuse or rape and simply claimed she was a virgin still to try and deflect the shame that would come with that, especially in that time and in that culture.

Course, those theories take other parts of the story into account. Most people usually just believe the story from the Bible as is popularly known, or dismiss it altogether claiming such people didn't even exist.
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how do we know what the virgin mary looks like?
By looking at the picture in the article, duh.
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It never occured to me to smear excrement on the doorstep of someone I disagreed with before...
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It never occured to me to smear excrement on the doorstep of someone I disagreed with before...

Oh yeah, it's the in thing to do don't ya know? All the primates are doing it!!


Oh, and I, for one, welcome our busty virgin overladies.
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It never occured to me to smear excrement on the doorstep of someone I disagreed with before...
And what exactly do you smear it with? Do you buy a smearing implement? Is the implement reusable or do you just throw it out afterward?
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Old 01-16-2009, 05:30 PM   #15
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"near naked" isn't naked ........meh
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I'd hit that. Immaculately.
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Haha, well there are many popular theories that say that she might have been the victim of abuse or rape and simply claimed she was a virgin still to try and deflect the shame that would come with that, especially in that time and in that culture.

Course, those theories take other parts of the story into account. Most people usually just believe the story from the Bible as is popularly known, or dismiss it altogether claiming such people didn't even exist.
actually she more than likely said she was still a virgin because back in that time and culture the punishment for a woman* having sex out of marriage was stoning to death. I'd lie too.


*somehow I think it was probably ok for a man to do it though. I'm sure there were quite a few lying men and women back then.


But to the topic at hand, I Really, Really Like Mary
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^^^ Haha, I didn't want to go that far and open myself up to a huge duscussion/flame battle. Rather just tip toe around it for the sake of the point, but yeah.
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^^^ Haha, I didn't want to go that far and open myself up to a huge duscussion/flame battle. Rather just tip toe around it for the sake of the point, but yeah.
yea, that's why I cut it off quickly too. That and my printout of that pic is done, and I have to go to the bathroom quick
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Mexico Mary or Chile Mary? THAT is the question.
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