01-14-2009, 11:03 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Your Worst Purchase Ever
We have all made one....that product that you think DAMN I need that...you buy....and realize it sucks!
Mine would have to be a sandwich press.....hot damn hot sandwiches sweet, trouble it I bought it a superstore...it was cheap, the sandwiches tasted like packing oil, no amount of cleaning could get rid of that smell, and it leaked all over the counter.
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01-14-2009, 11:04 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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01-14-2009, 11:07 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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hmmmmmm two years since last post...when does a thread die?
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01-14-2009, 11:07 AM
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Norm!
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A crate of normal sized condoms.
Way too small
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01-14-2009, 11:08 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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My WIFE............
$12,000 + 100 cases of beer........ i wonder if Pop's would buy her back if i tossed the same offer at him ....
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01-14-2009, 11:08 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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just throwing it in for information purposes
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01-14-2009, 11:09 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I bought this electric roaster thing that "cut the fat" , it worked fantastically but it was a b!tch to clean. Normally I am fine with hand washing things like that, but this thing was insane.
I thought it would be a great way to buy chicken, then remove the meat from the bone, that part sucks balls. Also the clear plastic housing turned a yellowy brown, and no matter what I did I couldnt get that color off.
I decided to chuck it a few weeks ago. I threw it off my balcony into a dumpster that is located what I think to be too close to the building I live it. It was a loud bang - it was great. I often times will throw things from my balcony into that dumpster.
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01-14-2009, 11:09 AM
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Franchise Player
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Whoa, the tags for this post are pretty harsh...
Condoms are almost always my most embarassing purchase. I have to buy something else like toothpaste or deodorant, even if I don't need it, and I sort of pretend to add the condoms as an unnecessary add-on.
I bought a pair of $150 headphones that were so awful, I returned them within 45 minutes, even though there was a no-return policy. Still got my money back though.
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01-14-2009, 11:18 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Whoa, the tags for this post are pretty harsh...
Condoms are almost always my most embarassing purchase. I have to buy something else like toothpaste or deodorant, even if I don't need it, and I sort of pretend to add the condoms as an unnecessary add-on.
I bought a pair of $150 headphones that were so awful, I returned them within 45 minutes, even though there was a no-return policy. Still got my money back though.
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Agreed!
Nothing worse than plunking down a value pack of trojans... regardless what is with it. I think toothpaste, mouthwash or deodorant are so clearly add-ons, but what other choice is there.
The best thing is the self-checkout. So long as you don't have problems.
On that same vein, there's nothing worse than buying a pack and finding out not all are created equal.. some much smaller than others... I'm looking at you lifestyles.
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01-14-2009, 11:18 AM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Microsoft Zune
Buying condoms was embarrassing when I was 15.
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01-14-2009, 11:18 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Bought a battery powered charger for my iPod before my trip to Thailand. Too bad it got shipped WHILE I WAS IN Thailand.
It's still sitting in it's envelope in my room. Biggest waste of money ever.
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01-14-2009, 11:23 AM
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broke the first rule
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Why is buying condoms embarassing? I've never understood that feeling. It should be a feeling of pride. Eff yeah! I'm getting laid!
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01-14-2009, 11:24 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
Microsoft Zune
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What's so bad about buying a Zune?
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01-14-2009, 11:24 AM
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And I Don't Care...
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The land of the eternally hopeful
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I once plunked a twoonie into one of those vending machines that sell the plastic capsules containing nhl stickers and I got the stinkin' oilers! I was devastated and wanted to set fire to the machine but the wife wouldn't let me. I threw the stickers into the garbage immediately so as to avoid contamination.
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01-14-2009, 11:28 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
Why is buying condoms embarassing? I've never understood that feeling. It should be a feeling of pride. Eff yeah! I'm getting laid!
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I used to buy two boxes at a time, so that I didn't have to go in and buy them all the time. Not that I used them right away, but they got used before their stale date.
But it was the look of the person on the other side of the counter, they totally know you're having sex. And while it should be a badge of honor, it, for some strange reason, turned out to be something you want to be descrete about.
I had some lady at a Macs or whatever say something along the lines of "alright... lucky guy". Some random stranger. I did not high five them, I did not say "oh yeah!", I decided to pay with cash, cause a debit transaction would not have sped up the akwardness that loomed over the situation.
Now that I have a son, I think it'd be less akward grabbing a box.
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01-14-2009, 11:31 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
Why is buying condoms embarassing? I've never understood that feeling. It should be a feeling of pride. Eff yeah! I'm getting laid!
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Must be my Lutheran upbringing...
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01-14-2009, 11:35 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Calgary, AB
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Protto is right, it should be a badge of honour, but somehow it just isn't when you're there... especially when the clerk is either clearly uncomfortable, or worse, makes a lame comment.
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01-14-2009, 11:35 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calf
Why is buying condoms embarassing? I've never understood that feeling. It should be a feeling of pride. Eff yeah! I'm getting laid!
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Never embarressing, there's always that knowing look with the cashier as she puts those bad boys through the scanner.
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01-14-2009, 11:36 AM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Grab a box of condoms, hide it in the shopping cart of some unsuspecting lady (the younger the better) while she's not looking, then watch the hilarity ensue when she checks out.
That would be the best non-purchase ever though I guess.
My worst purchases usually come when I jump too soon to satisfy the shopping urge without thinking about what's coming up. I just recently purchased a quad core processor, reasoning that the new i7 processors would be too expensive, but the difference ended up being not very much and I regret it now.
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