Jack Van Impe

[Thor]

Tell me its not your secret pleasure to watch this terrific 30 min paid presentation late at night.

When wacky comes calling, you won't find a nuttier pair than Van Impe and his freaky looking female android.

[4X4]

I have a buddy that is the subject of my sick practical jokes. Lately, I've been watching religious infomercials and sending stuff to his house. So far he's received Miracle Manna, a prayer cloth, a letter from santa, and he should soon be receiving a free trial of male enhancement pills.

[MaxPower]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I have a buddy that is the subject of my sick practical jokes. Lately, I've been watching religious infomercials and sending stuff to his house. So far he's received Miracle Manna, a prayer cloth, a letter from santa, and he should soon be receiving a free trial of male enhancement pills.

I did that to my buddy in university with a Disneyland info pack.

So he contacted the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Saints posing as me and told them where I live and that I was very interested in them and would like to get more information. Imagine my surprise when a couple of them showed up at my door, knew my name and said they were here for the meeting I requested.

[Daradon]

Haha, they are scary!

I can't catch them anymore but I used to get right pissed of whenever I'd catch them late at night.

I can't wait till Jack dies since he seems so sure that he's going to see Jesus come in his lifetime.

(Course, like many evangelist types, he could just be preaching to the choir and not really believe any of it himself. Just making money selling his crap.)

If you went by his predictions the final days would have been here several years ago I think.

[Kybosh]

I think that it's hilarious how he used to say that the antichrist would come out the the most evil group in the world, the European Union. Then after 9/11 he shifted this to say the antichrist would come out of the middle east.

I also think its hilarious how he and his wife Skeletor (I mean Rexalla) can come to these crazy conclusions based on the headlines of newspapers. Its like making a collage in elementary school.