Toss the Pickle Down the Hallway

[4X4]

Remember that crazy family with 17 kids? Well now there's 18.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24537885/

The link above is old, but I heard on the news that the 18th was born today.

How is it even enjoyable for either of them any more? It's gotta be like throwing a javelin through a window. Chucking a hotdog down a well. Tossing a baseball bat into a soccer net...

[Superflyer]

That is so far beyond crazy, I have 2 and I am pulling my hair out, I cannot imagine 18. Frick!
I can just imagine them talking,
"remember that time you were not pregnant?"
"Nope!"
"Sure that three days in between 14 and 15."
"Oh yea, Good times!"

[burn_this_city]

Population control is our friend.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

I hate these people. Why should we celebrate them pimping their kids. I think they are freaks.

[troutman]

Most children?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4220040AAvZ0Uh

The greatest officially recorded number of childern born to one mother is 69, by the first of two wives of Feodor Vassilyev, a peasant from Shuya 150 miles east of Moscow

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/a...ow/1271793.cms

In 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets. The children were born between 1725-1765.

Oldest Mother?

http://www.worldrecordsacademy.org/h...nwar_80287.htm

--Omkari Panwar, a 70-year-old grandmother from India gave birth to twins, setting the world record for the oldest mother

[burn_this_city]

I hope the doctor stole her uterus while removing baby 18.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by troutman

Most children?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4220040AAvZ0Uh

The greatest officially recorded number of childern born to one mother is 69, by the first of two wives of Feodor Vassilyev, a peasant from Shuya 150 miles east of Moscow

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/a...ow/1271793.cms

In 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets. The children were born between 1725-1765.

if Pavel Chekov taught us anything it's Russians are nuts

[Tron_fdc]

Stirring a trash can with a hockey stick?

[ok, ok,....I get it]

humping a jar of mayo?

[Slava]

A pillow and a bucket of warm water?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

This reminds me of my whackjob eighth grade geography teacher. He was a devoutly religious Catholic whose wife would have a kid every year probably because birth control was a sin. He'd spend his Sundays picketing against abortion. In class if no one felt like learning that day someone would ask him some simple religious question like 'what's original sin' and he'd spend the rest of the class ranting about it.

I suspect he'd probably be giving this guy a run for his money if he didn't get into an accident with his "Abortion Kills" adorned car and become a quadriplegic.

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

This reminds me of my whackjob eighth grade geography teacher. He was a devoutly religious Catholic whose wife would have a kid every year probably because birth control was a sin. He'd spend his Sundays picketing against abortion. In class if no one felt like learning that day someone would ask him some simple religious question like 'what's original sin' and he'd spend the rest of the class ranting about it.

I suspect he'd probably be giving this guy a run for his money if he didn't get into an accident with his "Abortion Kills" adorned car and become a quadriplegic.

God works in mysterious ways....allegedly

[4X4]

Dropping a pencil into a glass

[Flames_Gimp]

toothpick in a volcano

[FlamesAddiction]

A neutrino traversing the vacuous expanses of space.



(A little much maybe...?)

[GoinAllTheWay]

Throwin a banana down centre street?

I'll betcha they are the type that schedule a day for sex. Man, that chick just doesn't have a hell of a lot of sex appeal. How does buddy do it?

[BlackArcher101]

Like a tennis ball down a hallway.

[Gozer]

A coffee mug fighting a stapler.

Damn, that was harder than it had looked.

[worth]

putting something relatively small in size in comparison to something large I would say.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Gary Bettman into Sean Avery's mouth?