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Old 09-11-2008, 11:53 AM   #1
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http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...2421198C156995

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"None of the staff members or suspects were injured in the shooting."
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:58 AM   #2
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:12 PM   #3
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I am speechless on this one. So many things here, why was he looking at his penis while peeing, and why did he say that. This is why there are rules in the mens room.
All I can is wow.
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:16 PM   #4
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I'm guessing that much of the argument revolved around the little-understood relationship between alcohol and shrinkage.

"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!"
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:17 PM   #5
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Weird story. Hopefully South Africa has a better justice system than Canada and these clowns serve a Nelson Mandella length system (27 years) at minimum.
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:24 PM   #6
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:54 PM   #7
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Jesus Christ people are stupid lol
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:07 PM   #8
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Jesus Christ people are stupid lol
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:44 PM   #9
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I hope we've all learned a lesson about being the bigger man.
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:54 PM   #10
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Penis.
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:56 PM   #11
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Are you in the Pen 15 club?
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:21 PM   #12
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what a total cockup that was.

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Old 09-11-2008, 02:33 PM   #13
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Those guys were dicks
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:35 PM   #14
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Did this happen recently or in 1881 in Tombstone Arizona?
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:42 PM   #15
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Sounds like this developed into quite the pissing match...
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:52 PM   #16
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When I kick the bucket I hope it's by getting shot in a bar after someone makes fun of my penis size.
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:58 PM   #17
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It's funny that the argument would be between Indian and white people, because if there had been a black dude with either group, the argument would have been moot.


Incidentally, I was in washroom at bar not too long ago and some guy leaned over and took a long look at my fireman, then just looked away without saying anything. He didn't even try to hide the fact he was looking. I was too shocked to do or say anything.
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:58 PM   #18
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I was cleaning it and it accidentally went off...
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:59 PM   #19
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The penis mightier.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:25 PM   #20
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Serioulsy, how does an arguement like this go that far.
I'd think it'd go something like this


Indian dude: "Hey dude, my junk is bigger than yours"
White dude: "No it isn't"

moments later

(plop).....(plop)....

White dude: "Damnit, I suppose I owe you a beer"
Indian dude: "Hey buddy, don't feel bad, let me buy you a beer instead"

No shooting involved at all.
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