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Old 09-11-2008, 11:03 AM   #1
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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/W...ow/3468895.cms

Radio host Howard Stern is set to shock his listeners - by auctioning off a girl's virginity on his show.

The 22-year-old brunette is auctioning off her virginity in a desperate bid to pay for her college tuition. The San Diego brunette, who is using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan for "safety reasons'', was introduced to the RJ by the owner of a legal Nevada brothel, where her sister already works.

The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:05 AM   #2
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Huh....well thats....huh.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:07 AM   #3
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http://cbs13.com/watercooler/selling....2.814271.html

I'd hit it... but not for a quarter mil.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:07 AM   #4
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Radio host Howard Stern is set to shock his listeners - by auctioning off a girl's virginity on his show.

The 22-year-old brunette is auctioning off her virginity in a desperate bid to pay for her college tuition. The San Diego brunette, who is using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan for "safety reasons'', was introduced to the RJ by the owner of a legal Nevada brothel, where her sister already works.

The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel.
Why doesn't she just apply for a federal loan like everybody else?

I'll be going back to San Diego soon, but not for this reason (for school).

EDIT: Read the article, she can't get student loans. I guess I now agree that this is the only way you could pay for your education. Absoutely only way. What's the price on dignity? She says she's doing it to pay for her education, yet she wants to meet an intelligent and overall ncie person. Admirable, no doubt, but it's to pay for college! Take the highest bidder, damnit!

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Old 09-11-2008, 11:08 AM   #5
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She is a virgin? Yeah right....
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:14 AM   #6
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I'd hit it... but not for a quarter mil.
Wow, $250,000 USD already! I am guessing it's someone with a lot of money, hence not using their entire life savings. If I was super rich, single and morally weak I wouldn't hesitate. Fortunately (or unfortunatley?), I am the opposite in all 3 categories.

If this is a one-off PR stunt, I can live with it. Hopefully though it doesn't convince other young, good-looking virgins to follow suit.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:14 AM   #7
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She is a virgin? Yeah right....
I guess she is providing proper testing to confirm her status. Weird story.
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Her sister is already working off her debt full time at the brothel she would be deflowered at.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:16 AM   #9
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Hmmm...maybe I should trot out my alter ego and get in on this!!

True story...last summer a guy in town here that i know was going to a local university and as part of his curriculum in film he was asked to do a short film.

he decided to go the humour way and did a parody on the porn industry. I was asked to take a role in this film as the "old retired bitter adult film" guy, which i happily embraced...we had a hoot doing the thing.

My screen name? Buster Hymen. Approrpriate for this girl...no?
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She'll prolly sell it a few times to make up the 250k.....
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:18 AM   #11
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I wouldnt cheat on my g/f for her.

But I would give her a 20% tip if she was a waitress cause she would have such a tough job

Something tells me she will be featured in the 2010 CP Hottie draft in the "Yah right you didnt see this train wreck coming a mile away"
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:19 AM   #12
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how much for seconds?
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Yikes! Falcon Nose
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:22 AM   #14
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how much for seconds?
or thirds?
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If you're going to spend a quarter mil on a prostitute, at least make sure the money is well-spent on a woman who knows how to please you.

Stories like this remind me of a joke Bill Maher made after the September 11 attacks.

(Paraphrasing) "I don't understand the Muslim fascination with martyrs receiving 72 virgins in paradise. Believe me, after you've had two or three virgins, you want a pro."
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:25 AM   #16
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Yikes! Falcon Nose
Knees are probably too bony for your liking too, I suppose?
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:27 AM   #17
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Even Spitzer didn't pay this much.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:27 AM   #18
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Ok ladies - how much for my virginity?

It's for a good cause.

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Old 09-11-2008, 11:29 AM   #19
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If you're going to spend a quarter mil on a prostitute, at least make sure the money is well-spent on a woman who knows how to please you.
No kidding. Remember the type of performance you put up your first time, would you want to do that person?
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Knees are probably too bony for your liking too, I suppose?
As long as they work.
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