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Old 08-22-2008, 04:46 AM   #1
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Question Girls Want Guys To Manscape

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Old 08-22-2008, 07:47 AM   #3
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:47 AM   #4
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Jolene did a funny segment on the Fan 960 about this:

http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/j...re-should-you/

I picked up one of these, and now I'm "so fresh and so clean":

www.shaveeverywhere.ca

"extra optical inch"

Too much information?

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I picked up one of these, and now I'm "so fresh and so clean":

www.shaveeverywhere.ca

"extra optical inch"

Too much information?
Best website ever.
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the full body "manscape" just got alot easier. http://www.mangroomer.com/
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the full body "manscape" just got alot easier. http://www.mangroomer.com/
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I can't youtube at work, wtf is manscape?
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:37 AM   #12
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:50 AM   #13
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That's just common courtesy.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:55 AM   #16
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Anyone who doesnt do it probably gets no action.
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1. manscaping 203 up, 19 down

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.
Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?
by Summersong Jun 9, 2005 email it 0 comments
2. manscaping 121 up, 50 down

A term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor. A Mach 3 is preferable with the ladies on the testicular area. No female likes to deal with hairy balls, so men must education themselves on proper manscaping and maintenance techniques
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3. manscaping 59 up, 32 down

When men shave or trim their and balls
I have a big date tonight I should do some manscaping.
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4. manscaping 10 up, 3 down

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5. Manscaping 5 up, 2 down

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6. manscaping 4 thumbs up

A mans grooming of his body hair. Like landscaping, but for the body.
My boyfriend was manscaping his back hair for me yesterday.
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7. manscaping 49 up, 62 down

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

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I can't youtube at work, wtf is manscape?
When guys trim down the forest...
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