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Old 08-20-2008, 01:28 PM   #1
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A man dressed in woman’s underwear and exposing himself drove up to a Parkland espresso stand three times before one of the baristas threw a cup of boiling water at him, said the Pierce County Sheriff’s Office....
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:59 PM   #2
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Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:19 PM   #3
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Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
Nope. That's about the only thing I was paying attention to at all.

On a completely unrelated matter, has Fotze mentioned how those burns on his chest were doing today?
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:58 PM   #4
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This is my favourite part:
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When the man came back a third time one of the baristas took a cup of scolding hot water and doused him with it.

“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah,” Feddock said.
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That's right baby, scald me with your hot water some more...I love it.
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Old 08-20-2008, 03:01 PM   #5
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Not only chicks in bikinis ... but DRIVE THROUGH CHICKS IN BIKINIS...
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Old 08-20-2008, 03:09 PM   #6
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To really kick this discussion into high gear... I wonder how the story would be written if it were a male "bikini barrista" who threw scalding hot water on a woman that drove by flashing him.


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Old 08-20-2008, 03:11 PM   #7
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Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
It's the latest rage in Washington State. Complete with uppity people trying to shut em down.
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Old 08-20-2008, 03:12 PM   #8
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This guy could get paid for this.

While it is not OK to expose yourself, it is also not OK to assault someone with boiling water.

I could see this being a gigantic court trial. He sues for getting burned, she sues for having to witness his junk. Everyone in America who pays taxes and has insurance loses. Good old frivolous lawsuits.
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Old 08-20-2008, 03:15 PM   #9
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From his reaction, I think he's more concerned with reliving the moment (while rubbing one out) rather than filing a lawsuit.
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It's the latest rage in Washington State. Complete with uppity people trying to shut em down.
I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
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I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
The problem with that is that men will go out of their way to see almost any woman in a bikini, while women have considerably higher standards.

I'm sure these are pretty average looking women working the drive-thru. Average is just fine. Men will want to have a look at that.

On the other hand, any woman I know would frown, to say the least, at the thought of buying food/beverage from a regular looking guy in a speedo.
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The problem with that is that men will go out of their way to see almost any woman in a bikini, while women have considerably higher standards.

I'm sure these are pretty average looking women working the drive-thru. Average is just fine. Men will want to have a look at that.

On the other hand, any woman I know would frown, to say the least, at the thought of buying food/beverage from a regular looking guy in a speedo.
I wouldn't mind seeing an average looking guy half naked, personally. Perhaps I am an anomaly though. I've been accused of having low standards with regards to looks... I don't think I do, but whatever.

... But either way, since I am a problem solver, we would just have to make sure there are only hot guys working there. Men get their bikini chicks, we get oiled up men, everyone is happy.
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Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
where do i sign up?
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hahaha "Panty-Face". Man, that takes me back to elementary school, I could *SO* have used that one on the playground.
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I was impressed by the dudes commitment to detail. He even went as far as cover his license plate with panties.
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:59 PM   #17
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We used to make midnight runs to these places when I lived outside Seattle. Oh how I miss Java Girls.
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I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
Why not try to open your own business? If there's demand, then the idea will work out.
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