08-20-2008, 01:28 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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The Bikini Barista vs Panty-Face
http://www.kirotv.com/news/17237640/detail.html
A man dressed in woman’s underwear and exposing himself drove up to a Parkland espresso stand three times before one of the baristas threw a cup of boiling water at him, said the Pierce County Sheriff’s Office....
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08-20-2008, 01:59 PM
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GOAT!
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Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
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08-20-2008, 02:19 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Flames Country
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
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Nope. That's about the only thing I was paying attention to at all.
On a completely unrelated matter, has Fotze mentioned how those burns on his chest were doing today?
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08-20-2008, 02:58 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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This is my favourite part:
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When the man came back a third time one of the baristas took a cup of scolding hot water and doused him with it.
“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah,” Feddock said.
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That's right baby, scald me with your hot water some more...I love it.
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08-20-2008, 03:01 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Not only chicks in bikinis ... but DRIVE THROUGH CHICKS IN BIKINIS...
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08-20-2008, 03:11 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
Whoa. Am I the only one completely ignoring the dude with the panties on his head, and instead focusing on the realization that I can get a cup of coffee from a chick in a bikini?
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It's the latest rage in Washington State. Complete with uppity people trying to shut em down.
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08-20-2008, 03:12 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Walking Distance
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This guy could get paid for this.
While it is not OK to expose yourself, it is also not OK to assault someone with boiling water.
I could see this being a gigantic court trial. He sues for getting burned, she sues for having to witness his junk. Everyone in America who pays taxes and has insurance loses. Good old frivolous lawsuits.
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08-20-2008, 03:15 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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From his reaction, I think he's more concerned with reliving the moment (while rubbing one out) rather than filing a lawsuit.
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08-20-2008, 03:36 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
It's the latest rage in Washington State. Complete with uppity people trying to shut em down.
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I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
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08-20-2008, 05:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
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The problem with that is that men will go out of their way to see almost any woman in a bikini, while women have considerably higher standards.
I'm sure these are pretty average looking women working the drive-thru. Average is just fine. Men will want to have a look at that.
On the other hand, any woman I know would frown, to say the least, at the thought of buying food/beverage from a regular looking guy in a speedo.
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08-20-2008, 05:14 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
The problem with that is that men will go out of their way to see almost any woman in a bikini, while women have considerably higher standards.
I'm sure these are pretty average looking women working the drive-thru. Average is just fine. Men will want to have a look at that.
On the other hand, any woman I know would frown, to say the least, at the thought of buying food/beverage from a regular looking guy in a speedo.
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I wouldn't mind seeing an average looking guy half naked, personally. Perhaps I am an anomaly though. I've been accused of having low standards with regards to looks... I don't think I do, but whatever.
... But either way, since I am a problem solver, we would just have to make sure there are only hot guys working there. Men get their bikini chicks, we get oiled up men, everyone is happy.
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08-20-2008, 05:25 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
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where do i sign up?
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08-20-2008, 05:30 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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hahaha "Panty-Face". Man, that takes me back to elementary school, I could *SO* have used that one on the playground.
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08-20-2008, 05:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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I was impressed by the dudes commitment to detail. He even went as far as cover his license plate with panties.
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08-20-2008, 05:59 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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We used to make midnight runs to these places when I lived outside Seattle. Oh how I miss Java Girls.
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08-20-2008, 06:14 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
I'll admit that I don't like that this kind of place exists, but I wouldn't try and have them shut down. I think what really bothers me is that there isn't an equivalent for women. I want hot half naked men serving me the beverage of my choice and I should be able to stay in my car while they do it. Not much to ask but it'll never happen, so I will have to keep recruiting men to do it for me at home...
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Why not try to open your own business? If there's demand, then the idea will work out.
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08-20-2008, 06:16 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
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Holy butterface.
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08-20-2008, 06:23 PM
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First Line Centre
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oooh yeah!
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