08-19-2008, 09:56 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Strathmore
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Texas to allow teachers to carry guns
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08-19-2008, 10:00 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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There's absolutely no way that this can go wrong.
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08-19-2008, 10:23 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Door number 1: Go after the source of the problem.
Door number 2: Don't fix the problem, just try to equal it out with another problem.
I'll take door number 2!
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08-19-2008, 10:35 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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08-19-2008, 10:37 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I can now see some teacher handling a student who tries to attack him with a knife.
"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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08-19-2008, 10:45 PM
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
I can now see some teacher handling a student who tries to attack him with a knife.
"You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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Heh.
I'm sure he would be looking for a new job after that.
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08-20-2008, 07:47 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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You know you're a Redneck when............
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08-20-2008, 09:45 AM
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Norm!
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Teacher - "Ok Billy think hard, whats 5 x 2?"
Billy -"20"
Teacher - "Wrong, sadly I must commandeer your life"
Blam
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-20-2008, 09:49 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Well, now when the teacher tells the calls to be quiet they are going to goddamned-well listen.
I wonder if this works at all levels of teaching?
"Timmy? You call that fingerpainting? Put some heart into it!!" **Pistol-whip**
You dont even have to shoot kids, just wave it around or make it like prison, go into the first class of the year and pistol-whip the crap out of the strongest looking kid and then they'll all fear you all year.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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08-20-2008, 09:53 AM
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First Line Centre
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I find it funny because if someone had asked me as a question "teachers are allowed to have guns in this state", Texas would be my first guess.
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08-20-2008, 09:54 AM
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Norm!
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Class rules
1) Shadup
2) Get out of line and its a pistol whippin
3) Do it twice and its a warning shot over the head
4) Talkin in class gets you a warning shot under the head
5) Don't make me set up this crew served water cooled browning
6) Shadup
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-20-2008, 10:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Finally, this is Yosemite Sam's time to break into Academia....
"Learn to read ya varmints!!"
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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08-20-2008, 10:04 AM
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Norm!
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In this classroom we respect the laws of thermodynamics!
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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