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Old 07-31-2008, 04:57 PM   #1
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Default Monkey faced pig born in China

Seriously, what is going on over there? This one of the more creepier things I have seen in a while.





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The animal has a simian jaw, bulging forehead, small snout and eyes that are so close together that they appear almost attached.
Its front legs are much shorter than its back legs, causing it top hop rather than walk on all fours like a normal piglet.
The animal was one of five piglets recently born to a sow owned by a family in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-in-China.html
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:09 PM   #2
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That thing looks disgusting
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:24 PM   #3
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You can buy them as pets at this website:

www.monkeyfacedpigsforsale.com
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Old 07-31-2008, 06:06 PM   #4
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I'm looking for a pet monkey with 5 asses but i've only been able to find a 4 assed monkey.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:45 PM   #5
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Hey there muscley armed paperboy. Would you like a popsssicle? I've got a whole freezer full of popsssicles down in the celler...
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:56 PM   #6
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OK fotze, what have you been up to NOW?
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:15 PM   #7
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You can buy them as pets at this website:

www.monkeyfacedpigsforsale.com
damn you! i clicked the link. well your loss i'm going to register this site and the .ca version too.
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Old 08-01-2008, 07:29 AM   #8
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It's a pigkey!

That thing looks awesome.

and I clicked the link too :|
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:16 AM   #9
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I can't be the only one who wants to have sex with that thing.
Maybe the funniest thing I've read on cp ... ever.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:40 AM   #10
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Those things haunt my dreams.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:23 AM   #11
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Darwinism at work. I for one welcome our new Monkey Pig overlords.

Either that or it's seriously past time for China to start worrying about the quality of their food and water supplies ... air too.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:26 AM   #12
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I'm still holding out hope a manbearpig will be born
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:50 AM   #13
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Maybe the funniest thing I've read on cp ... ever.
Agreed. I'm still laughing 5 minutes later.
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:12 PM   #14
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I cant help but see a bit of bubbles in that pig (trailer park boys Bubbles)
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:37 PM   #15
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I hearby nominate this animal to be the official mascot of Calgary Puck, any followers?
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:59 PM   #16
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Just wondering why didn't you include the URL for the second image?
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:53 PM   #17
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Here's a pic of Pigkey after someone "c**k"-blocked fotze

Last edited by WindomURL; 08-02-2008 at 01:25 AM. Reason: Rules, man!
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:54 PM   #18
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Where's its mouth?
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:52 PM   #19
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WHY SO SERIOUS?
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:14 PM   #20
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Either that or it's seriously past time for China to start worrying about the quality of their food and water supplies ... air too.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaay past that time.
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