07-08-2008, 12:08 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Top 10 US Sex Laws
http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/m...-3388114.shtml
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1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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07-08-2008, 12:13 PM
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Location: Calgary
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Kind of makes me wonder what happened that #6 was passed into law.
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07-08-2008, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Kind of makes me wonder what happened that #6 was passed into law.
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I don't know. But I bet it was hot, too hot for the law to handle.
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07-08-2008, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Kind of makes me wonder what happened that #6 was passed into law.
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See, I felt that way about #10.
40 pounds seems pretty arbitrary. Do they refer to it as the "condo association" rule? As in... any dog permitted by your condo association can also....
On second thought, let's not go there.
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07-08-2008, 12:17 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Over the hill
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I was going to add that in Massachussetts, gay marriage is legal, but sodomy is not. Figure that one out.
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07-08-2008, 12:19 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by Iowa_Flames_Fan
I was going to add that in Massachussetts, gay marriage is legal, but sodomy is not. Figure that one out.
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Well, as long as Massachussetts isn't also one of those 18 states, I suppose. Otherwise we might have located the most frustrated population of gay men in the world...
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07-08-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I apparently need to move to Willowdale. I just hate it when a man talks dirty to me during intercourse. However does that mean he's still allowed to talk dirty to me during oral sex? Hmmmm.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-08-2008, 12:23 PM
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GOAT!
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So much material... so little time...
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07-08-2008, 12:31 PM
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Location: Market Mall Food Court
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I'm thinking this is more of a bottom 10 then a top 10 list.
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07-08-2008, 12:42 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by FireFly
I apparently need to move to Willowdale. I just hate it when a man talks dirty to me during intercourse. However does that mean he's still allowed to talk dirty to me during oral sex? Hmmmm.
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I dunno about that. When someone has a very tender part of your body in their mouth, one would figure that one wouldn't need a law to remind them not to do something said person hates.
Edit, cause it's appropriate:
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07-08-2008, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Kind of makes me wonder what happened that #6 was passed into law.
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I thought that about just about everything single one of these.
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07-08-2008, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by Burninator
I don't know. But I bet it was hot, too hot for the law to handle.
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I can't help thinking it was something like the sex scene in Shoot 'Em Up. Next they'll want to make it illegal to fire a gun while delivering a baby.
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07-08-2008, 12:52 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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Apparently, I'm a fugitive from justice.
Last edited by Montana Moe; 07-08-2008 at 02:11 PM.
Reason: Misspelling, quoted by FanIn80 for posterity.
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07-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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#7 is odd, as it implies that non-truck-driver tollbooth sex is perfectly acceptable. And even if a trucker is involved, only the person having sex with the trucker (not the trucker himself) is at fault. Unless it's two truckers.
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07-08-2008, 01:13 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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I don't even want to think about how two truckers could fit in a toll booth...
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07-08-2008, 01:44 PM
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GOAT!
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Originally Posted by Montana Moe
Apparently, I'm a fugitive from justice.
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Last edited by FanIn80; 07-08-2008 at 02:51 PM.
Reason: Fixed the quoted misspelling, post-posteriously.
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07-08-2008, 02:11 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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So how would authorities enforce that law in Washington? I can't see some bylaw officer giving out a ticket for illegal position.....
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07-08-2008, 02:18 PM
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I don't believe these are actually true - not to be the fun police or anything but do you have a link to where you got this info?
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07-08-2008, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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I'm guessing some of these came from some sort of wacky case, and the wording is just a little out of context.
For example, I'm sure the having sex with a trucker law, is based on a case where someone had sex with a trucker in a toll both and got busted.
The fact that it was a trucker was comletely inconsequential, but it is technically illegal.
The sex with the lights on was probalby someone who got in trouble for having sex with the lights on in front of a big open window so people could see.
Or the porcupine one. I'm sure it's illegal to have sex with ANY animal in florida, so yeah, it is illegal for someone to have sex with a porcupine, but I'll bet there is no law that explicitly mentions porcupine.
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07-08-2008, 02:35 PM
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Uncle Chester
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10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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I gotta go home and put my goat on a strict diet.
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