07-14-2008, 02:59 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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Canada buys Iraq's yellowcake: 550 metric tons
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376747,00.html
It seems the Iraqis and the Americans have been keeping it secret because they were afraid someone might try stealing some. Good thing the Americans didn't pull out before this little mission was accomplished.
I think we got it for below market price. 
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07-14-2008, 03:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Mmmmm...I like cake. I hope it has chocolate icing.
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07-14-2008, 03:13 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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I wonder if there will be cake?
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07-14-2008, 03:19 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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the cake is a lie
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07-14-2008, 03:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Edit: Damn, too slow. Whatever, I am leaving the picture.
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07-14-2008, 03:37 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Ok, so Canada has some of the worlds largest reserves of oil, and we now have 550 tonnes of materials with which to manufacture WMDs.
The US in invades in 3, 2, 1...
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07-14-2008, 03:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Ok, so Canada has some of the worlds largest reserves of oil, and we now have 550 tonnes of materials with which to manufacture WMDs.
The US in invades in 3, 2, 1...
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PREEMPTIVE STRIKE! PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
Time to mobilize Trebek.
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07-14-2008, 04:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Violating Copyrights
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Eric Francis likes cake.
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07-14-2008, 04:20 PM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnes
Eric Francis likes cake.
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I've always wanted to pull over and use a little white out to change those benches to "I Like Coke". Put a little dab under his nose for good measure.
Oh, to be young again...
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07-14-2008, 04:21 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Ok, so Canada has some of the worlds largest reserves of oil, and we now have 550 tonnes of materials with which to manufacture WMDs.
The US in invades in 3, 2, 1...
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That's nothing. We have one of the world's largest reserves of oil AND uranium.
Canada is the leading producer of uranium in the world and we process that into much of the plutonium in the world. We just bought the Yellowcake because processing it is our speciality.
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07-14-2008, 04:31 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Resolute 14
Ok, so Canada has some of the worlds largest reserves of oil, and we now have 550 tonnes of materials with which to manufacture WMDs.
The US in invades in 3, 2, 1...
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The yellowcake landed in Montreal.
Maybe we can convince them that Quebec is a distinct society and really only marginally part of Canada. We could even help with the invasion just as long as they know we won't be part of the occupation.
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07-14-2008, 05:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnes
Eric Francis likes cake.
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Calgary Stampede...
NEW! 2008: Deep-fried Oreos
NEW! 2009: Yellowcake On a Stick
... Bringing the world together through each other's stomachs!
Literally.... through the stomach.
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07-14-2008, 07:31 PM
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Had an idea!
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Uranium gets mined approx 45 min from where I live.
I'm screwed. 
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