04-30-2008, 11:42 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: At a garage sale
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Man Loses Lion in Quebec
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05-01-2008, 12:06 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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At least it is litter trained...
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05-01-2008, 07:54 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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This will certainly add some spice to the next Habs riot.
"I'm going to torch that Cop car, mondieu, I'm being eaten by a lion. Tabernac!!"
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05-01-2008, 08:54 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Apparently it has been caught and is in jail now,lol.
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05-01-2008, 09:06 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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The lion reportedly comes when he is called, has been fed from a bottle and is litter trained.
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I would be very careful if you ball enters a sandtrap at a golf course in the area.
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05-01-2008, 09:07 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Who has a lion? Exotic dancers?
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05-01-2008, 09:08 AM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Very appropriate
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05-01-2008, 09:40 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
This will certainly add some spice to the next Habs riot.
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 ohhhhh that was good.
In all serious though, this jackass has seriously endangered his community and will probably get a very beautiful animal killed.
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05-01-2008, 01:39 PM
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Scoring Winger
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How do you manage to get a lion as a pet to begin with anyways? are lots of lion cubs available to the public?
weird story.
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05-01-2008, 02:11 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
Very appropriate
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Awesome! Incidentally, this is now the profile photo on my Facebook page - much appreciated.
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05-01-2008, 03:06 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tanguay'sstillgood
How do you manage to get a lion as a pet to begin with anyways? are lots of lion cubs available to the public?
weird story.
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When I was a teen, one of my dad's buddies was friends with Oscar Peterson's son in Toronto. I never met him, but according to my dad's buddy, Oscar's son had a cougar as a pet for a few years. Then it apparently got hard to handle and was shipped out ot a shelter orgnaization.
People have weird ideas about 'pets'. It's the same with people who have chimps as pets. They are like three times stronger than a human pound for pound and can be super aggressive.
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05-01-2008, 04:26 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onetwo_threefour
People have weird ideas about 'pets'. It's the same with people who have chimps as pets. They are like three times stronger than a human pound for pound and can be super aggressive.
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So that's how Todd Bertuzzi was conceived!
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05-01-2008, 04:26 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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I saw a national geographic special on chimps that attack people. Really killed my dreams of having a chimp. They're like hairy angry midgets on roids.
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05-01-2008, 04:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onetwo_threefour
People have weird ideas about 'pets'. It's the same with people who have chimps as pets. They are like three times stronger than a human pound for pound and can be super aggressive.
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Pound for pound is there anything weaker then a human, thank goodness for intelligence and opposible thumbs or we'd be screwed.
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05-01-2008, 08:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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They found the lion.
I guess Bruce Cockburn will sleep better tonight.
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05-01-2008, 08:56 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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I had a chimp when I was little. He was very gentle and not at all aggressive like they were portrayed in that National Geographic show. He was imaginary though. Lame I know, but they didn't even make stuffed monkeys when I was a kid.
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05-01-2008, 10:55 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
They found the lion.
I guess Bruce Cockburn will sleep better tonight.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-02-2008, 09:48 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russic
I saw a national geographic special on chimps that attack people. Really killed my dreams of having a chimp. They're like hairy angry midgets on roids.
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So, get a bonobo.
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