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Old 12-10-2004, 01:33 PM   #1
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not sure who has it worse. giver or receiver.
id say the guy who has to do it day in and day out.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:39 PM   #2
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www.cbc.ca/nerve/video/clip1.html

not sure who has it worse. giver or receiver.
id say the guy who has to do it day in and day out.
couldn't even sit through the video

what possed you to even look for that?

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Old 12-10-2004, 01:49 PM   #3
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sweet mother of god, why
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:52 PM   #4
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

"How often do you shave your balls?"
"I guess I shave my balls every week, every week and a half or so"
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:56 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout+Dec 10 2004, 03:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Maritime Q-Scout @ Dec 10 2004, 03:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Table 5@Dec 10 2004, 05:33 PM
www.cbc.ca/nerve/video/clip1.html

not sure who has it worse. giver or receiver.
id say the guy who has to do it day in and day out.
couldn't even sit through the video

what possed you to even look for that?

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you dont go looking for things like this.
they come through emails and friends...
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:06 PM   #6
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couldn't even sit through the video
I was squirming as soon as he asked him to take off his pants. Maybe 10 seconds later I had to close the window.
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Old 12-12-2004, 06:00 AM   #7
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

"How often do you shave your balls?"
"I guess I shave my balls every week, every week and a half or so"
Why? Why does he do this?
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:27 AM   #8
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Originally posted by HOZ+Dec 12 2004, 01:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HOZ @ Dec 12 2004, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hulkrogan@Dec 10 2004, 08:52 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

"How often do you shave your balls?"
"I guess I shave my balls every week, every week and a half or so"
Why? Why does he do this? [/b][/quote]
Gee HOZ, you're the world traveller and are an expert in Asian women. Why don't you tell us the differences between an Asian and European woman, especially when you're diving for oysters. The advantages of the Asian women are obvious are they not???

Do you neanderthals never consider what your girlfriend (or boyfriend for those of you who have that orientation) must have to go through everytime they pleasure you orally. Consider the amount of dental floss your significant other goes through afterward or how many hairballs they cough up. Wouldn't a little personal grooming in this neck of the woods be the least you could to prevent your mate from these embarassing hairball incidents. This is probably the same reason why this gentleman decided to get "bikini waxed". Women do it for their mate why can't men do it for theirs?
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Old 12-12-2004, 08:57 AM   #9
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I can't believe he did that, it made me hurt just hearing the tearing sound, that was just wrong I tell you just wrong.
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Table 5, please tell us which search terms you used to find that. And as the poster above asked, why were you looking?

That's screwy. Can't wait to email it to my friends.
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:13 PM   #11
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Seeing that video was quite serendipitous for me. Just two days ago my partner was telling me that she wanted me to wax my balls and if I did she'd get a brazillian wax. Being open minded and titilated by the brazillian wax I seriously thought about it.

But after seeing that there is no way in hell I'll ever do that. Nuh uh, no way. I'm a wimp.

As such, I emailed her the link and she decided to forego on her waxing plans too.
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:18 PM   #12
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Seeing that video was quite serendipitous for me. Just two days ago my partner was telling me that she wanted me to wax my balls and if I did she'd get a brazillian wax. Being open minded and titilated by the brazillian wax I seriously thought about it.

But after seeing that there is no way in hell I'll ever do that. Nuh uh, no way. I'm a wimp.

As such, I emailed her the link and she decided to forego on her waxing plans too.
Wise choice.

What you don't actually see in the video either is that after ripping the hair out, there is actually quite a bit of blood. If you look, you can sort of see the hair removal guy applying pressure to stop the bleeding.
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Damn, it hurts just watching that.
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:54 PM   #14
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Table 5, please tell us which search terms you used to find that. And as the poster above asked, why were you looking?

That's screwy. Can't wait to email it to my friends.
note response to maritime q-scout.....
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Old 12-12-2004, 03:27 PM   #15
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Isn't there a 'home kit'? It's a bad enough thing on its own led alone the fact that some gay looking weirdo has his hands on your junk.
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Isn't there a 'home kit'? It's a bad enough thing on its own led alone the fact that some gay looking weirdo has his hands on your junk.
Bic them...
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Old 12-12-2004, 05:34 PM   #17
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Women do it for their mate why can't men do it for theirs? blah blah blah
Ladies and gentlemen, when Lanny goes down on a man. He wants their balls to be smooth.
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Old 12-12-2004, 08:08 PM   #18
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Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm+Dec 13 2004, 12:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MrMastodonFarm @ Dec 13 2004, 12:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lanny_MacDonald@Dec 12 2004, 08:27 AM
Women do it for their mate why can't men do it for theirs? blah blah blah
Ladies and gentlemen, when Lanny goes down on a man. He wants their balls to be smooth. [/b][/quote]
You would know from experience Peddle, I'm only repeating what my wife has told me! Balls on your forehead, right Peddle?

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Old 12-12-2004, 08:31 PM   #19
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HOLY ****!

Did you guys see the smile on that guys face after he 'did his job'? HAHA! HAHAHA!

Edit- BTW, what is the CBC doing have crap like that on their website?
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Isn't there a 'home kit'? It's a bad enough thing on its own led alone the fact that some gay looking weirdo has his hands on your junk.
Bic them... [/b][/quote]
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