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Old 04-17-2008, 10:09 PM   #1
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Default Putin ditching wife for 24-year-old gymnast

Eat your heart out, Nicholas Sarkozy...

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Kabaeva was born in the Uzbekistan capital of Tashkent in 1983.
She reportedly started her career as an athlete late, but progressed quickly because of her "extreme natural flexibility", the Daily Mail said.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/...025421777.html
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:19 PM   #2
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Wow, looks like Putin could seriously kick some ass. Plus, a president who's a ladies man like that and ruthless as well. Awesome.
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:31 PM   #3
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I thought the eastern block liked comedians not gymnasts.
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:37 PM   #4
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I thought the eastern block liked comedians not gymnasts.
Seriously, he may be a despot and a dictator, but man I'd vote for him.
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:41 PM   #5
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Dobby likes the gymnasts! Hopefully they like Dobby's masochistic ways!
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:46 PM   #6
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in Russia... gymnist vaults you
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:50 PM   #7
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Interesting....I would think that for the public image he so desperately values, he'd at least stay with a Russian woman. But then again, it's Russia - stranger things have happened.
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in Russia... gymnist vaults you
I knew this was coming.

But I have to ask, is that a joke or a wish.
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Hope for 56-year old men everywhere. Just make sure you are the de factor ruler of a Eurasian Country.

This is Russia, it's not the U.S. this actually boosts his image and popularity. There were already pop-songs from teenage bands about Putin.
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You just know he's thinking "I'm going to be the pommel horse".
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:06 PM   #11
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You just know he's thinking "I'm going to be the pommel horse".
Oh, she's in for a pommelling alright.
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:09 PM   #12
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This thread is useless without more pics.
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This thread is useless without more pics.










Are we good now?
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Mmmmm...bendy.

Go Vlad.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:21 AM   #15
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Give that man a red square.
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Give that man a red square.
Well at least he has good taste. He is making Bill look baaaaaad right now.
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Are we good now?
wowza how is that not a photo shop. I don't think i can bend over that far forwards yet alone backwards.
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Give that man a red square.


He already has one!!!
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He already has one!!!
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Did someone say Taxi?

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